Are the posted questions getting worse?

  • Jack Corbett (7/28/2009)


    Dave, nothing scheduled until September now. If I'd have known a couple weeks ago we could have maybe gotten something done in August. Our group meets every other month normally, but we have made exceptions when we have a speaker who can make an off month, but not a normal month.

    I live about 2 hours away from you per Google maps. Let me know if you want me to show up at any point.

    - Gus "GSquared", RSVP, OODA, MAP, NMVP, FAQ, SAT, SQL, DNA, RNA, UOI, IOU, AM, PM, AD, BC, BCE, USA, UN, CF, ROFL, LOL, ETC
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  • Congratulations to Grant for winning the "Best Thing I Learned at PASS Summit" contest. 😀

    -Roy

  • Jan Van der Eecken (7/29/2009)


    Lynn Pettis (7/28/2009)


    Might be E3L (or ETL, but then that might be cofused as something else), English as 3rd Language; as opposed to ESL, English as Second language.

    :ermm: Yes, that's what I meant, English as a third language. Can't even get my acronyms right.

    "English as a Second Language" ends up as ESL, so I guess "English as a Third Language" would be ETL. Use that accronym for it in this crowd and you'll definitely generate more confusion than even 3LESP got. 🙂

    - Gus "GSquared", RSVP, OODA, MAP, NMVP, FAQ, SAT, SQL, DNA, RNA, UOI, IOU, AM, PM, AD, BC, BCE, USA, UN, CF, ROFL, LOL, ETC
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  • Thanks Roy.

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  • GSquared (7/29/2009)


    Jack Corbett (7/28/2009)


    Dave, nothing scheduled until September now. If I'd have known a couple weeks ago we could have maybe gotten something done in August. Our group meets every other month normally, but we have made exceptions when we have a speaker who can make an off month, but not a normal month.

    I live about 2 hours away from you per Google maps. Let me know if you want me to show up at any point.

    I'll definitely be taking you up on that!

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  • Anyone else see anything odd about this person's posting history?

    http://qa.sqlservercentral.com/Forums/UserInfo816418.aspx

    :sigh:

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  • Luke L (7/29/2009)


    Anyone else see anything odd about this person's posting history?

    http://qa.sqlservercentral.com/Forums/UserInfo816418.aspx

    :sigh:

    Not really, no.

    But you know, I was just thinking... If I had RAQ Report, I think it would solve ALL my problems. I'm not sure where that idea came from.

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  • Luke L (7/29/2009)


    Anyone else see anything odd about this person's posting history?

    http://qa.sqlservercentral.com/Forums/UserInfo816418.aspx

    :sigh:

    He is just shelling for RAQ Report... 🙂 Maybe he gets paid to do that..:-)

    -Roy

  • Anyone else want to tell this guy NOT to shrink his databases?

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  • Jack Corbett (7/29/2009)


    Anyone else want to tell this guy NOT to shrink his databases?

    Okay, I joined in with you.

  • Jack Corbett (7/29/2009)


    Anyone else want to tell this guy NOT to shrink his databases?

    I dont think I will need to tell him as well. All of you have already made it very clear that it is a very very very bad idea... 😀

    -Roy

  • Jack Corbett (7/29/2009)


    Anyone else want to tell this guy NOT to shrink his databases?

    Looks to me like he got the point.

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  • GSquared (7/29/2009)


    Jack Corbett (7/29/2009)


    Anyone else want to tell this guy NOT to shrink his databases?

    Looks to me like he got the point.

    Yeah, I didn't post it so it would be like piling on, but because more voices carry more weight.

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  • Jack Corbett (7/29/2009)


    Anyone else want to tell this guy NOT to shrink his databases?

    I chimed in as well.......:-D

    -- You can't be late until you show up.

  • GSquared (7/29/2009)


    Jan Van der Eecken (7/29/2009)


    Lynn Pettis (7/28/2009)


    Might be E3L (or ETL, but then that might be cofused as something else), English as 3rd Language; as opposed to ESL, English as Second language.

    :ermm: Yes, that's what I meant, English as a third language. Can't even get my acronyms right.

    "English as a Second Language" ends up as ESL, so I guess "English as a Third Language" would be ETL. Use that accronym for it in this crowd and you'll definitely generate more confusion than even 3LESP got. 🙂

    Dear GSquare, or Gus if I may call you that. Thank you for your advice. I have taken it to my heart. Please forgive me if every now and again I do get it wrong, sometimes deliberately and sometimes not so intentionally. But then again, OP's do so as well, and I'm still very low down on the pecking order - point wise, so please forgive me if I slip up every now and again :unsure:

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