October 16, 2009 at 4:41 am
'Urgent' really does seem to work!
Paul White
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October 16, 2009 at 8:09 am
Hey Elliot... what kind of cookies?
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October 16, 2009 at 8:15 am
October 16, 2009 at 8:16 am
Luke L (10/16/2009)
Bob Hovious 24601 (10/16/2009)
Hey Elliot... what kind of cookies?Expresso Dark Chocolate flavored ones of course... my dad told me 😉
Paul White
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October 16, 2009 at 8:16 am
Chocolate Chip, but with enough notice we can have the Emperor whip up whatever kind you like, he's into baking these days..
CEWII
October 16, 2009 at 8:21 am
Paul White (10/16/2009)
'Urgent' really does seem to work!
Maybe we should ask Steve to add a "Whoop upside the head button".. That guy in that post just didn't get it.. I couldn't keep reading it. It was too painful..
CEWII
October 16, 2009 at 11:15 am
I second the motion to create a "Whoop upside..." button
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October 16, 2009 at 11:25 am
October 16, 2009 at 11:44 am
Luke L (10/16/2009)
A motion to ask Steve to create a "whoop upside" button has been motioned and seconded...A vote will be taken by a show of hands...
All those in favor?
I'm not sure about the four Aces, but I think the King is pretty high. Will that hand do?
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October 16, 2009 at 11:49 am
October 16, 2009 at 12:24 pm
whoop upside?
what's next, shocking keyboards? loud raspberries when someone responds?
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October 16, 2009 at 12:26 pm
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October 16, 2009 at 12:39 pm
Steve Jones - Editor (10/16/2009)
whoop upside?what's next, shocking keyboards? loud raspberries when someone responds?
Seconded, all in favor?:-D
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"stewsterl 80804 (10/16/2009)I guess when you stop and try to understand the solution provided you not only learn, but save yourself some headaches when you need to make any slight changes."
October 16, 2009 at 12:40 pm
Bob Hovious 24601 (10/16/2009)
Black Ice
Apparently you and Gus are on the same theory....
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How to post performance problems[/url]
Tally Table:What it is and how it replaces a loop[/url]
"stewsterl 80804 (10/16/2009)I guess when you stop and try to understand the solution provided you not only learn, but save yourself some headaches when you need to make any slight changes."
October 16, 2009 at 12:51 pm
jcrawf02 (10/16/2009)
Steve Jones - Editor (10/16/2009)
whoop upside?what's next, shocking keyboards? loud raspberries when someone responds?
Seconded, all in favor?:-D
Aye.
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