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  • Hope everyone has had a great New Year, and a safe one.

  • Anybody else see that Alvin morphed from a chipmunk to a human being?

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  • CirquedeSQLeil (1/3/2010)


    Anybody else see that Alvin morphed from a chipmunk to a human being?

    ... which proves Darwin's theory of evolution?



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  • I hope everyone and great holidays.

    Happy New Year to everyone. May 2010 be the best year ever.



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  • Alvin Ramard (1/3/2010)


    CirquedeSQLeil (1/3/2010)


    Anybody else see that Alvin morphed from a chipmunk to a human being?

    ... which proves Darwin's theory of evolution?

    Gah! I went back seven pages (at 50 per page) to find an Alvin post and by the time I got back here to post Alvin had posted a reply!

  • A bit late to join the bandwagon...But still a Wish to you all for a prosperous, Healthy and Happy New Year... 🙂

    -Roy

  • Happy New Year everyone! Just got back from vacation and back at work...yay! 🙁

    To paraphrase, very loosely, an Irish toast:

    "May your databases have fewer corruptions,

    May your developers learn how,

    May your indexes always be optimized,

    May your queries be swift,

    And may your frustrations all manage to fit in the palm of your hand."

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  • And to add even more to it: Happy New Year everyone! May the best of your past be surpassed by the worst of your future!

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  • Alvin Ramard (1/3/2010)


    CirquedeSQLeil (1/3/2010)


    Anybody else see that Alvin morphed from a chipmunk to a human being?

    ... which proves Darwin's theory of evolution?

    Notice, the same red shirt though...

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  • Luke L (1/4/2010)


    Alvin Ramard (1/3/2010)


    CirquedeSQLeil (1/3/2010)


    Anybody else see that Alvin morphed from a chipmunk to a human being?

    ... which proves Darwin's theory of evolution?

    Notice, the same red shirt though...

    I think i can see the big "A" on it too. Both are still quite furry. But isn't it Simon that has the glasses?

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  • The holidays were great. And adding to the long list already - I hope everybody else enjoyed their holiday season.

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  • CirquedeSQLeil (1/4/2010)


    The holidays were great. And adding to the long list already - I hope everybody else enjoyed their holiday season.

    I had a fantastic time during the holidays. Hope others too had a good time.


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  • Well, while we're adding pictures: For a potentially limited time only, the goofy looking guy in the picture on my posts is indeed me. I took the picture myself with my phone, so if the photography looks horrible, it's all George Bush's fault. 😛

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  • GSquared (1/4/2010)


    Well, while we're adding pictures: For a potentially limited time only, the goofy looking guy in the picture on my posts is indeed me. I took the picture myself with my phone, so if the photography looks horrible, it's all George Bush's fault. 😛

    Hmmm...I had pictured you more with a beard. Alas that was Alvin.

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  • Limited time only. That is me...#77 in the air after 26.2

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