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Are the posted questions getting worse?

  • February 8, 2010 at 12:54 pm

    #1115751

    Guidelines that you've all read already, or if you haven't, then you will have read by the time you finish thinking that you should read them....

    whatever..

    Attention All Time Travelers

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    How best to post your question[/url]
    How to post performance problems[/url]
    Tally Table:What it is and how it replaces a loop[/url]

    "stewsterl 80804 (10/16/2009)I guess when you stop and try to understand the solution provided you not only learn, but save yourself some headaches when you need to make any slight changes."

  • February 8, 2010 at 1:09 pm

    #1115767

    jcrawf02 (2/8/2010)

    Guidelines that you've all read already, or if you haven't, then you will have read by the time you finish thinking that you should read them....

    whatever..

    Attention All Time Travelers

    Are you trying to ruin our time travel fun with guidelines? 😉

    Jason...AKA CirqueDeSQLeil
    _______________________________________________
    I have given a name to my pain...MCM SQL Server, MVP
    SQL RNNR
    Posting Performance Based Questions - Gail Shaw[/url]
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  • February 8, 2010 at 3:11 pm

    #1115833

    At least they're not Rules...

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    How best to post your question[/url]
    How to post performance problems[/url]
    Tally Table:What it is and how it replaces a loop[/url]

    "stewsterl 80804 (10/16/2009)I guess when you stop and try to understand the solution provided you not only learn, but save yourself some headaches when you need to make any slight changes."

  • February 9, 2010 at 8:46 am

    #1116169

    Oh oh. Someone is asking for documentation or white paper for the "command". :w00t:

    Gus, wipe that smile off you face! 😀


    Alvin Ramard
    Memphis PASS Chapter[/url]

    All my SSC forum answers come with a money back guarantee. If you didn't like the answer then I'll gladly refund what you paid for it.

    For best practices on asking questions, please read the following article: Forum Etiquette: How to post data/code on a forum to get the best help[/url]

  • February 9, 2010 at 9:02 am

    #1116182

    I wonder if tomorrow's webcast: Top 10 SQL Server Backup Mistakes & How To Avoid Them will mention the newly revealed command? 🙂


    Alvin Ramard
    Memphis PASS Chapter[/url]

    All my SSC forum answers come with a money back guarantee. If you didn't like the answer then I'll gladly refund what you paid for it.

    For best practices on asking questions, please read the following article: Forum Etiquette: How to post data/code on a forum to get the best help[/url]

  • February 9, 2010 at 9:07 am

    #1116186

    Alvin Ramard (2/9/2010)

    Oh oh. Someone is asking for documentation or white paper for the "command". :w00t:

    Gus, wipe that smile off you face! 😀

    surely that was asked tongue in cheek.

    But if it wasn't, our work here is done. 😀

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  • February 9, 2010 at 9:19 am

    #1116199

    Alvin Ramard (2/9/2010)

    Oh oh. Someone is asking for documentation or white paper for the "command". :w00t:

    Gus, wipe that smile off you face! 😀

    The white paper won't be published until next week but don't worry, there will be a copy on your desk yesterday. If you need a copy before then, you will need some potato peelings, a banana skin, and an empty coke can.

    “Write the query the simplest way. If through testing it becomes clear that the performance is inadequate, consider alternative query forms.” - Gail Shaw

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  • February 9, 2010 at 9:22 am

    #1116202

    Alvin Ramard (2/9/2010)

    Oh oh. Someone is asking for documentation or white paper for the "command". :w00t:

    Gus, wipe that smile off you face! 😀

    (Desperately tries to attain a straight face. Giggle-loop kicks in.) 😛

    - Gus "GSquared", RSVP, OODA, MAP, NMVP, FAQ, SAT, SQL, DNA, RNA, UOI, IOU, AM, PM, AD, BC, BCE, USA, UN, CF, ROFL, LOL, ETC
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  • February 9, 2010 at 9:25 am

    #1116203

    GSquared (2/9/2010)

    Alvin Ramard (2/9/2010)

    Oh oh. Someone is asking for documentation or white paper for the "command". :w00t:

    Gus, wipe that smile off you face! 😀

    (Desperately tries to attain a straight face. Giggle-loop kicks in.) 😛

    I feel like slapping you and Steve sometimes when you're trying to be funny. You have the right avatar for that.


    Alvin Ramard
    Memphis PASS Chapter[/url]

    All my SSC forum answers come with a money back guarantee. If you didn't like the answer then I'll gladly refund what you paid for it.

    For best practices on asking questions, please read the following article: Forum Etiquette: How to post data/code on a forum to get the best help[/url]

  • February 9, 2010 at 9:32 am

    #1116212

    Alvin Ramard (2/9/2010)

    GSquared (2/9/2010)

    Alvin Ramard (2/9/2010)

    Oh oh. Someone is asking for documentation or white paper for the "command". :w00t:

    Gus, wipe that smile off you face! 😀

    (Desperately tries to attain a straight face. Giggle-loop kicks in.) 😛

    I feel like slapping you and Steve sometimes when you're trying to be funny. You have the right avatar for that.

    You have my permission to slap my avatar as much as you like.... or did I misread that?

    - Gus "GSquared", RSVP, OODA, MAP, NMVP, FAQ, SAT, SQL, DNA, RNA, UOI, IOU, AM, PM, AD, BC, BCE, USA, UN, CF, ROFL, LOL, ETC
    Property of The Thread

    "Nobody knows the age of the human race, but everyone agrees it's old enough to know better." - Anon

  • February 9, 2010 at 9:35 am

    #1116218

    GSquared (2/9/2010)

    Alvin Ramard (2/9/2010)

    GSquared (2/9/2010)

    Alvin Ramard (2/9/2010)

    Oh oh. Someone is asking for documentation or white paper for the "command". :w00t:

    Gus, wipe that smile off you face! 😀

    (Desperately tries to attain a straight face. Giggle-loop kicks in.) 😛

    I feel like slapping you and Steve sometimes when you're trying to be funny. You have the right avatar for that.

    You have my permission to slap my avatar as much as you like.... or did I misread that?

    You read that right. 😀


    Alvin Ramard
    Memphis PASS Chapter[/url]

    All my SSC forum answers come with a money back guarantee. If you didn't like the answer then I'll gladly refund what you paid for it.

    For best practices on asking questions, please read the following article: Forum Etiquette: How to post data/code on a forum to get the best help[/url]

  • February 9, 2010 at 10:19 am

    #1116252

    george sibbald (2/9/2010)

    Alvin Ramard (2/9/2010)

    Oh oh. Someone is asking for documentation or white paper for the "command". :w00t:

    Gus, wipe that smile off you face! 😀

    surely that was asked tongue in cheek.

    But if it wasn't, our work here is done. 😀

    No.

    We've only just begun.

    Jason...AKA CirqueDeSQLeil
    _______________________________________________
    I have given a name to my pain...MCM SQL Server, MVP
    SQL RNNR
    Posting Performance Based Questions - Gail Shaw[/url]
    Learn Extended Events

  • February 9, 2010 at 1:12 pm

    #1116353

    I guess it's time for me to start a personal black-list

  • February 9, 2010 at 1:19 pm

    #1116357

    Lynn Pettis (2/9/2010)

    I guess it's time for me to start a personal black-list

    You won't hurt my feelings by doing so.


    Alvin Ramard
    Memphis PASS Chapter[/url]

    All my SSC forum answers come with a money back guarantee. If you didn't like the answer then I'll gladly refund what you paid for it.

    For best practices on asking questions, please read the following article: Forum Etiquette: How to post data/code on a forum to get the best help[/url]

  • February 9, 2010 at 1:20 pm

    #1116359

    I agree, that one was over the top. Right at the top of the list for worst comments.

    Jason...AKA CirqueDeSQLeil
    _______________________________________________
    I have given a name to my pain...MCM SQL Server, MVP
    SQL RNNR
    Posting Performance Based Questions - Gail Shaw[/url]
    Learn Extended Events

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