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Lynn Pettis SSC Guru Points: 442447 More actions · Answer 1

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February 17, 2010 at 12:21 pm

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Shoot-Ready-Aim must work in a perfect environment where the right people always know when things go wrong and communication actually works the way it should.

Alvin Ramard SSC-Forever Points: 41190 More actions · Answer 2

Edit: Deleted duplicate post.

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February 17, 2010 at 12:24 pm

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D'oh. Still trying to get all of my sense back after having been timewarped.

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SQLRNNR SSC Guru Points: 281324 More actions · Answer 4

Alvin Ramard (2/17/2010)

Changing subject for a second.

A wise person once told me:

[font="Comic Sans MS"]"Do not argue with a fool. People may not know which one is the fool."[/font]

And the foundation for this statement?

Can I guess?

Is it hippo related?

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Lynn Pettis SSC Guru Points: 442447 More actions · Answer 5

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February 17, 2010 at 12:26 pm

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Alvin Ramard (2/17/2010)

Changing subject for a second.

A wise person once told me:

[font="Comic Sans MS"]"Do not argue with a fool. People may not know which one is the fool."[/font]

Pretty sure you've told me this before. I must be the fool. 😉

SQLRNNR SSC Guru Points: 281324 More actions · Answer 6

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February 17, 2010 at 12:27 pm

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Lynn Pettis (2/17/2010)

Root-eady-ShAim ...

I think that is more appropriate.

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Alvin Ramard SSC-Forever Points: 41190 More actions · Answer 7

Lynn Pettis (2/17/2010)

Alvin Ramard (2/17/2010)

Changing subject for a second.

A wise person once told me:

[font="Comic Sans MS"]"Do not argue with a fool. People may not know which one is the fool."[/font]

Pretty sure you've told me this before. I must be the fool. 😉

No you're not!

Jason, don't argue with the Hippo either. And, where's my hula hoop?

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Alvin Ramard (2/17/2010)

Jason, don't argue with the Hippo either. And, where's my hula hoop?

Holding in place the hippos pink tutu.

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Alvin Ramard SSC-Forever Points: 41190 More actions · Answer 9

CirquedeSQLeil (2/17/2010)

Alvin Ramard (2/17/2010)

Jason, don't argue with the Hippo either. And, where's my hula hoop?

Holding in place the hippos pink tutu.

Guess I should have seen that one coming. 😉

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February 17, 2010 at 12:37 pm

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Maybe you should have seen it coming. I believe she is still out guarding Lynn's tent.

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Lynn Pettis SSC Guru Points: 442447 More actions · Answer 11

Alvin Ramard (2/17/2010)

Lynn Pettis (2/17/2010)

Alvin Ramard (2/17/2010)

Changing subject for a second.

A wise person once told me:

[font="Comic Sans MS"]"Do not argue with a fool. People may not know which one is the fool."[/font]

Pretty sure you've told me this before. I must be the fool. 😉

No you're not!

Jason, don't argue with the Hippo either. And, where's my hula hoop?

Thanks for reassurance! Much appreciated.

Alvin Ramard SSC-Forever Points: 41190 More actions · Answer 12

Twitter certainly is entertaining today.

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Trey Staker SSCarpal Tunnel Points: 4766 More actions · Answer 13

Trey Staker

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February 17, 2010 at 12:41 pm

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So has the Hippo been purchased already or is somebody going to start collecting donations? :w00t:

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Alvin Ramard SSC-Forever Points: 41190 More actions · Answer 14

tstaker (2/17/2010)

So has the Hippo been purchased already or is somebody going to start collecting donations? :w00t:

The hippo has been acquired, but we are not at liberty to discuss if a "purchase" was involved.

(psst Jason. Where did you get that hippo? Or is it better if I don't know?)

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SQLRNNR SSC Guru Points: 281324 More actions · Answer 15

Alvin Ramard (2/17/2010)

Twitter certainly is entertaining today.

Thanks Alvin - I would like to see what is going on - but twitter is blocked by websense.

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