Are the posted questions getting worse?

  • CirquedeSQLeil (3/11/2010)


    GSquared (3/11/2010)


    As promised a couple of months ago, I've updated to having a beard in my pic. 🙂

    Holy Crap - who is that?

    That's me with 2 months worth of beard. Scary, isn't it?

    Or, if you prefer, I forgot to shave this morning. 😛

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  • GSquared (3/11/2010)


    CirquedeSQLeil (3/11/2010)


    GSquared (3/11/2010)


    As promised a couple of months ago, I've updated to having a beard in my pic. 🙂

    Holy Crap - who is that?

    That's me with 2 months worth of beard. Scary, isn't it?

    Or, if you prefer, I forgot to shave this morning. 😛

    😀

    I just shaved mine off.

    Jason...AKA CirqueDeSQLeil
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    SQL RNNR
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  • Jeff Moden (3/10/2010)


    Jack Corbett (3/10/2010)


    Elliott W (3/10/2010)


    I'm wondering if any of the "regulars" would be interested in peer-reviewing an article related to SSIS processing concurrency. I've had a lot of questions lately in regards to getting SSIS to run exports or whatever concurrently so I thought I'd build some examples and write a paper for SSC on it. I'm looking brutally honest feedback..

    The article is almost done..

    Let me know of you are interested.

    CEWII

    I'm not a SSIS ninja, but I'm not a novice either, so I wouldn't mind taking a look.

    Heh... I'm not an SSIS Ninja either... but I am a master of the high velocity pork chop. 😛

    I don't actually have the time to review another article so I'll just have to wait and see. Knock one out of the park, Elliott! 🙂

    Thanks everybody, I'm great with having varying levels of knowledge and experience reviewing it. I'm sure I've both not explained things enough or not clearly enough.. I'll let you guys know, I've got one more big section to write..

    I am looking for one more person for the review..

    CEWII

  • Jeff has quietly passed the 20,000 pt mark. No fanfare???

    Congrats Jeff.

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  • CirquedeSQLeil (3/11/2010)


    Jeff has quietly passed the 20,000 pt mark. No fanfare???

    Congrats Jeff.

    [font="Comic Sans MS"]Congratulations on passing 20,000, Jeff!![/font]

  • CirquedeSQLeil (3/11/2010)


    Jeff has quietly passed the 20,000 pt mark. No fanfare???

    Congrats Jeff.

    Congrats Jeff! I wonder how long it be 'til he catches Steve?

    Cheers,

    -Luke.

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  • Congrats Jeff.... 🙂 20K? I am just 2K. It will take my whole life time to reach 20K post...:-D

    I can see myself at the age 90+ trying to reach the 20K post.....:-P

    -Roy

  • Roy Ernest (3/11/2010)


    Congrats Jeff.... 🙂 20K? I am just 2K. It will take my whole life time to reach 20K post...:-D

    I can see myself at the age 90+ trying to reach the 20K post.....:-P

    Nah...it would only take you ten years :hehe:

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  • Luke L (3/11/2010)


    I wonder how long it be 'til he catches Steve?

    Interesting.

    Difference in post count between Steve and Jeff and between Jeff and I is almost identical. I suspect this is the first time that's happened.

    Watch out Steve....

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  • GilaMonster (3/11/2010)


    Luke L (3/11/2010)


    I wonder how long it be 'til he catches Steve?

    Interesting.

    Difference in post count between Steve and Jeff and between Jeff and I is almost identical. I suspect this is the first time that's happened.

    Watch out Steve....

    3k posts, ahhh that's nothing. You guys should overtake him in no time at all.

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  • CirquedeSQLeil (3/11/2010)[

    😀

    I just shaved mine off.

    Kind of hard to tell from the avatar......

    -- You can't be late until you show up.

  • Congrats Jeff!

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  • tosscrosby-60625 (3/11/2010)


    CirquedeSQLeil (3/11/2010)[

    😀

    I just shaved mine off.

    Kind of hard to tell from the avatar......

    Look closer - but don't get too close to the horn 😉

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  • GSquared (3/11/2010)


    CirquedeSQLeil (3/11/2010)


    GSquared (3/11/2010)


    As promised a couple of months ago, I've updated to having a beard in my pic. 🙂

    Holy Crap - who is that?

    That's me with 2 months worth of beard. Scary, isn't it?

    Or, if you prefer, I forgot to shave this morning. 😛

    Hey! Hippy! Get a shave!

    ----------------------------------------------------The credit belongs to the man who is actually in the arena, whose face is marred by dust and sweat and blood... Theodore RooseveltThe Scary DBAAuthor of: SQL Server 2017 Query Performance Tuning, 5th Edition and SQL Server Execution Plans, 3rd EditionProduct Evangelist for Red Gate Software

  • GSquared (3/11/2010)


    CirquedeSQLeil (3/11/2010)


    GSquared (3/11/2010)


    As promised a couple of months ago, I've updated to having a beard in my pic. 🙂

    Holy Crap - who is that?

    That's me with 2 months worth of beard. Scary, isn't it?

    Or, if you prefer, I forgot to shave this morning. 😛

    Your piccie's upside down, Gus!


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