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  • March 10, 2010 at 12:03 pm

    #1131607

    Lynn Pettis (3/10/2010)

    Okay, I must be getting cynical in my old age. Thanks.

    Master Yoda getting cynical? Never.

    There must have been a disturbance in the force at that happened at same time.


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  • March 10, 2010 at 12:35 pm

    #1131620

    I'm wondering if any of the "regulars" would be interested in peer-reviewing an article related to SSIS processing concurrency. I've had a lot of questions lately in regards to getting SSIS to run exports or whatever concurrently so I thought I'd build some examples and write a paper for SSC on it. I'm looking brutally honest feedback..

    The article is almost done..

    Let me know of you are interested.

    CEWII

  • March 10, 2010 at 12:37 pm

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    Elliott W (3/10/2010)

    I'm wondering if any of the "regulars" would be interested in peer-reviewing an article related to SSIS processing concurrency. I've had a lot of questions lately in regards to getting SSIS to run exports or whatever concurrently so I thought I'd build some examples and write a paper for SSC on it. I'm looking brutally honest feedback..

    The article is almost done..

    Let me know of you are interested.

    CEWII

    Sure. Send it my way.

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  • March 10, 2010 at 2:38 pm

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    Alvin Ramard (3/10/2010)

    jcrawf02 (3/10/2010)

    Alvin Ramard (3/10/2010)

    You'sa welcome.

    Jar-jar, is that you?

    LOL

    Actually, I picked up that expression before the Star Wars movie came out.

    Aha! You heard it folks, Alvin is taking the blame for Jar-Jar!:w00t::-P:hehe:

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  • March 10, 2010 at 4:30 pm

    #1131708

    Have you ever seen the rain?

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  • March 10, 2010 at 5:27 pm

    #1131723

    CirquedeSQLeil (3/10/2010)

    Have you ever seen the rain?

    Coming down on a sunny day?


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  • March 10, 2010 at 6:52 pm

    #1131742

    Something like that.

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  • March 10, 2010 at 7:06 pm

    #1131745

    Elliott W (3/10/2010)

    I'm wondering if any of the "regulars" would be interested in peer-reviewing an article related to SSIS processing concurrency. I've had a lot of questions lately in regards to getting SSIS to run exports or whatever concurrently so I thought I'd build some examples and write a paper for SSC on it. I'm looking brutally honest feedback..

    The article is almost done..

    Let me know of you are interested.

    CEWII

    I'm not a SSIS ninja, but I'm not a novice either, so I wouldn't mind taking a look.

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  • March 10, 2010 at 7:34 pm

    #1131751

    Jack Corbett (3/10/2010)

    Elliott W (3/10/2010)

    I'm wondering if any of the "regulars" would be interested in peer-reviewing an article related to SSIS processing concurrency. I've had a lot of questions lately in regards to getting SSIS to run exports or whatever concurrently so I thought I'd build some examples and write a paper for SSC on it. I'm looking brutally honest feedback..

    The article is almost done..

    Let me know of you are interested.

    CEWII

    I'm not a SSIS ninja, but I'm not a novice either, so I wouldn't mind taking a look.

    I'm sort of in the same boat. PM me if you want.


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  • March 10, 2010 at 7:50 pm

    #1131753

    Chris Morris-439714 (3/10/2010)

    If the conditions of moisture, temperature, air turbulence and humidity are just right and you can position yourself facing a bright light source with the subject slightly off-centre, you can see wisps of moisture rising from the surface of freshly applied emulsion paint.

    Funniest post of the year.

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  • March 10, 2010 at 9:49 pm

    #1131773

    Jack Corbett (3/10/2010)

    Elliott W (3/10/2010)

    I'm wondering if any of the "regulars" would be interested in peer-reviewing an article related to SSIS processing concurrency. I've had a lot of questions lately in regards to getting SSIS to run exports or whatever concurrently so I thought I'd build some examples and write a paper for SSC on it. I'm looking brutally honest feedback..

    The article is almost done..

    Let me know of you are interested.

    CEWII

    I'm not a SSIS ninja, but I'm not a novice either, so I wouldn't mind taking a look.

    Heh... I'm not an SSIS Ninja either... but I am a master of the high velocity pork chop. 😛

    I don't actually have the time to review another article so I'll just have to wait and see. Knock one out of the park, Elliott! 🙂

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  • March 11, 2010 at 11:05 am

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    As promised a couple of months ago, I've updated to having a beard in my pic. 🙂

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  • March 11, 2010 at 11:07 am

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    GSquared (3/11/2010)

    As promised a couple of months ago, I've updated to having a beard in my pic. 🙂

    Holy Crap - who is that?

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  • March 11, 2010 at 11:07 am

    #1132207

    Alvin Ramard (3/10/2010)

    GSquared (3/10/2010)

    Roy Ernest (3/10/2010)

    lol.. Thanks Paul. And thanks for confirming that I am Crazy.. I am known as "The crazy DBA" at my work place... 🙂

    Nobody I know bothers to qualify that statement with my job title. For me, it's usually just, "he's that crazy guy".

    You're not "that crazy guy"? 😛

    I often say: "If I wasn't crazy I'd be insane." (Insane I'd be if crazy I not.) 🙂

    I like to say that people can't drive me crazy because nobody can go that far in reverse.

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  • March 11, 2010 at 11:10 am

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    Roy Ernest (3/10/2010)

    I used to play soccer... I was playing in the Midfield. I could take the ball fast to the opposition goal post but when I see the goal post, I get nervous and shoot it wide of the goal post. :hehe:

    I played on a soccer team when I was 12. Half the team, myself included, didn't want to be there. That included the goalie.

    Amazingly, we lost every game we ever played. It was so strange. How can a team with a goalie who hates soccer ever lose? :w00t:

    My parents didn't force me to play the next year, so I have no idea how the team did after that.

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