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Are the posted questions getting worse?

Have 5 years professional experience as a developer, DBA, report writer, database developer, or some other technical or functional area
Have been published formally as a writer (excludes blogs) on any of the SQL community sites (content will be reviewed as part of the abstract acceptance process) or have written a book that has gone through a technical/copy review process
Be a member of the Professional Association of SQL Server and have a profile on PASSPort

I meet exactly one of those criteria, don't know about Bob.

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Lynn Pettis SSC Guru Points: 442447 More actions · Answer 1

Lynn Pettis

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March 16, 2010 at 5:42 am

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[font="Comic Sans MS"]Party at the Tent in the Desert. The Hippo has been alerted that guests will be arriving.[/font]

This post is number 10,001

Jan Van der Eecken SSCrazy Eights Points: 9013 More actions · Answer 2

He Lynn, congrats on number 10001. It is even a palindrome!

Just a quick one, in which desert is your tent located?

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Grant Fritchey SSC Guru Points: 397721 More actions · Answer 3

Well done Lynn

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Paul White SSC Guru Points: 150457 More actions · Answer 4

Paul White

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March 16, 2010 at 6:29 am

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Isn't Bob's/Dixie's article an excellent read today?

Shame about some of the layout, but hopefully that will be fixed soon.

Most enjoyable.

Paul White
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Jack Corbett SSC Guru Points: 184388 More actions · Answer 5

Paul White (3/16/2010)

Isn't Bob's/Dixie's article an excellent read today?

Shame about some of the layout, but hopefully that will be fixed soon.

Most enjoyable.

It's nice when an exceptional article comes out. I enjoy most of the articles because, even with the less polished and incorrect ones, I usually learn something in the discussion.

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Lynn Pettis SSC Guru Points: 442447 More actions · Answer 6

Paul White (3/16/2010)

Isn't Bob's/Dixie's article an excellent read today?

Shame about some of the layout, but hopefully that will be fixed soon.

Most enjoyable.

Not going to comment on the layout of the article, I read it on my Blackberry. It was an excellent article and hopefully should help newbies understand why we say "It Depends" as often as we do.

Great article, Bob.

Grant Fritchey SSC Guru Points: 397721 More actions · Answer 7

Yeah, it was absolutely top notch. Too bad he didn't write it for the Standard. I would have paid more. 😀

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Roy Ernest SSC-Dedicated Points: 38780 More actions · Answer 8

Roy Ernest

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March 16, 2010 at 7:03 am

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Seems like a busy evening yesterday... 🙂 I missed all the action.. 🙂

-Roy

tosscrosby SSCoach Points: 18045 More actions · Answer 9

GilaMonster (3/15/2010)

For some people I'd like some way to reach through the net and apply object to side of head.

I always wanted something like that for my car. Nothing to dent or scratch some fool's car but to get their attention when they pull some crazy stunt. I was thinking like a boxing glove on some sort of spring-loaded appartus that I can push a button, it would strike the offender's car, just to wake his butt up! Too many folks with their head in the clouds, oblivous to what may be going on around them.

-- You can't be late until you show up.

Luke L SSC-Dedicated Points: 35545 More actions · Answer 10

tosscrosby-60625 (3/16/2010)

GilaMonster (3/15/2010)

For some people I'd like some way to reach through the net and apply object to side of head.

I always wanted something like that for my car. Nothing to dent or scratch some fool's car but to get their attention when they pull some crazy stunt. I was thinking like a boxing glove on some sort of spring-loaded appartus that I can push a button, it would strike the offender's car, just to wake his butt up! Too many folks with their head in the clouds, oblivous to what may be going on around them.

Heh, and to think that's what I thought the horn was for 😉

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Alvin Ramard SSC-Forever Points: 41190 More actions · Answer 11

Lynn Pettis (3/16/2010)

[font="Comic Sans MS"]Party at the Tent in the Desert. The Hippo has been alerted that guests will be arriving.[/font]

This post is number 10,001

Congratulations Master Lynn!!!

See ya in the tent later. Mesa be back a shortly.

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WayneS SSC Guru Points: 95405 More actions · Answer 12

Alvin Ramard (3/16/2010)

Mesa be back a shortly.

No, please not!

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Grant Fritchey (3/16/2010)

Yeah, it was absolutely top notch. Too bad he didn't write it for the Standard. I would have paid more. 😀

Talk to him. I think he might be contemplating more articles.

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