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WayneS SSC Guru Points: 95405 More actions · Answer 1

tstaker (3/16/2010)

Grant Fritchey (3/16/2010)

CirquedeSQLeil (3/16/2010)

Roy Ernest (3/16/2010)

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Roy Ernest (3/16/2010)

I got my $500 yesterday. If I can write an article there, anyone here can write it for sure. 🙂

You wrote an article for the standard? What's the link so we can go read it.

It has not been published yet. Still more people in front of the queue. 🙂

And you didn't let us review it first?:crying:

No worries. It went through a crack team of technical editors. They're even meaner than you guys.

I don't know about that we can be pretty mean. :w00t:

I can vouch for that!

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Roy Ernest SSC-Dedicated Points: 38780 More actions · Answer 2

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March 16, 2010 at 2:45 pm

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I got 3 rounds of back side kicking ... 🙂

-Roy

SQLRNNR SSC Guru Points: 281324 More actions · Answer 3

Roy Ernest (3/16/2010)

I got 3 rounds of back side kicking ... 🙂

They went easy on you then 😀

Really, it is good that you are being published for the Standard. Can't wait to read it.

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Roy Ernest SSC-Dedicated Points: 38780 More actions · Answer 4

Roy Ernest

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March 16, 2010 at 3:00 pm

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Thanks... I could not believe it when Grant accepted my article... 🙂

-Roy

Alvin Ramard SSC-Forever Points: 41190 More actions · Answer 5

Roy Ernest (3/16/2010)

Thanks... I could not believe it when Grant accepted my article... 🙂

Roy Ernest, just like Timex. He takes a licking and keeps on ticking! 🙂

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Roy Ernest SSC-Dedicated Points: 38780 More actions · Answer 6

Roy Ernest

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March 16, 2010 at 3:05 pm

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You quoted the wrong post? 🙂

I keep on ticking even after getting kicked in the back side... 🙂

-Roy

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Roy Ernest (3/16/2010)

You quoted the wrong post? 🙂

I keep on ticking even after getting kicked in the back side... 🙂

I quoted the post I wanted to quote. I didn't want to say licking in response to you talking about your backside. 😀

Edit: rotten speel chequer only werks wen ewe yousit. )-:

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Alvin Ramard SSC-Forever Points: 41190 More actions · Answer 8

GilaMonster (3/16/2010)

Cool. It returns several lines of errors and the last two lines read.

CheckDB found 42 allocation errors and 137 consistency errors in database 'mydatabase'.

DBCC execution completed. If DBCC printed error messages, contact your system administrator.

Next step?

Gail,

SSIS now? or wait till later? 😀

OUCH!! that hurts!!!!

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Gail Shaw SSC Guru Points: 1004494 More actions · Answer 9

Alvin Ramard (3/16/2010)

SSIS now? or wait till later? 😀

OUCH!! that hurts!!!!

😀

Good answers for that question:

* Look for help

* Call MS customer support

* Go look for my backups

Yes, I know that was nasty of me to give him. Just something for him to think about.

Gail Shaw
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Roy Ernest SSC-Dedicated Points: 38780 More actions · Answer 10

Roy Ernest

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March 16, 2010 at 3:19 pm

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137 consistency errors...

Isnt that the number of parameters for DBCC TIMEWARP ?:-D

-Roy

Gail Shaw SSC Guru Points: 1004494 More actions · Answer 11

There are two numbers that I tend to use when making this kinds stuff up.

42 - the answer to the ultimate question of life, the universe and everything

137 - The inverse of the 'fine structure constant'. A unitless constant that's central to the theory of quantum electrodynamics (QED)

If you look through anything I've written, when I make numbers up, there's a good chance it's one of those two numbers.

Geek? Me? Never!

Gail Shaw
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The Dixie Flatline SSC Guru Points: 53353 More actions · Answer 12

To paraphrase Dilbert:

"A number of studies have shown that made-up statistics are just as good as factual statistics."

"How many studies have said that?"

"42"

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Gail, in ancient Geece you would have been a goddess in the Geek pantheon.

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Gail Shaw SSC Guru Points: 1004494 More actions · Answer 13

The Dixie Flatline (3/16/2010)

Gail, in ancient Geece you would have been a goddess in the Geek pantheon.

:hehe:

I have 3 t-shirts now that have geek written on the front. One of them has it written in l33t.

Gail Shaw
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Trey Staker SSCarpal Tunnel Points: 4766 More actions · Answer 14

The Dixie Flatline (3/16/2010)

...Gail, in ancient Geece you would have been a goddess in the Geek pantheon.

So what you're saying is around 137 BC she'd be a goddess in the Geek pantheon to 42% of the known world?

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March 16, 2010 at 3:57 pm

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l33t u r

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