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For me the person who most embodies the definition of hero, is Lenny Skutnik
I remember when the Air Florida plane hit the bridge across the Potomac in Washington on...
December 21, 2006 at 11:34 pm
Referring to anyone as "halfwit" shows you to be a poor human being, and probably explains why you have problems.
Fitting name by the way.
May 26, 2006 at 12:19 pm
Thanks Jesper, you is the man.
I knew of the REPLACE function, but hadn't thought about the fact that tab & newline have char values.
I really appreciate your help, many thanks...
February 10, 2006 at 6:28 am
Hi Greg, see my reply to Bill Turner's post on the same subject... don't know if this helps you.
best regards,
Tim
January 6, 2006 at 6:29 am
Hi Bill,
I can't see that you can do a SELECT TOP n like you could in 2000, but you can do this:
Right-click tablename> OPEN TABLE
Right-click in RESULTS PANE >...
January 6, 2006 at 6:19 am
Hi AJ,
Please can you confirm that you have enabled Database Mail OK and that it is JUST the @QUERY
parameter that is throwing things out for you?
Do other sp_send_dbmail
queries...
January 6, 2006 at 6:01 am
Cheers Markus! I'll get used to it eventually.... still having trouble working my way round BOL....
January 6, 2006 at 5:40 am
Kids are like farts. You can stand your own, but nobody else's.......
(People with kids will appreciate that one!)
January 6, 2006 at 5:34 am
DOH!! Bored AND stupid!
Can you see it now? Revel in the luxuriousness of that mane....
Merry Crimbo by the way!
December 15, 2005 at 9:20 am
I think we all know nerds who are FANTASTIC at SQL, but can't muster a decent conversation with their workmates. It's all about being human, being a good person -...
November 29, 2005 at 4:11 am
For me, it's Michael Palin as Pontius Pilate in LIFE OF BRIAN trying to keep a straight face when berating the soldiers for laughing at his friend's name (you know the...
October 6, 2005 at 3:05 am
Do you mind if I borrow your soapbox? I've got a pile of soap that needs tidying away.....
August 22, 2005 at 10:45 am
Each book has a statement of copyright in the first few pages - to ignore it and copy it anyway and wait for someone to complain is the height of...
August 22, 2005 at 7:23 am
Also, if any of you lot ever use my keyboard, PLEASE DON'T EAT AT THE SAME TIME....
I'm really enjoying this spleen venting...!!
Tim
August 9, 2005 at 10:05 am
Derek,
I stand to be corrected, but I really don't think you need the NTAUTHORITY\NETWORK SERVICE login in SQL SERVER. Why do you think it needs to be in there somewhere?
I...
June 8, 2005 at 1:17 pm
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