May 26, 2010 at 9:41 am
Gianluca Sartori (5/26/2010)
Common sense is in spite of, not the result of, education.-- Victor Hugo
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May 26, 2010 at 9:47 am
Is it me, or is this week particularly bad in the 'bad questions' dept?
Gail Shaw
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SQL In The Wild: Discussions on DB performance with occasional diversions into recoverability
May 26, 2010 at 9:50 am
no, there have been some doozy's this week. Though our PhD friend doesn't help the impression.
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May 26, 2010 at 9:53 am
Trey Staker (5/26/2010)
Gianluca Sartori (5/26/2010)
Common sense is in spite of, not the result of, education.-- Victor Hugo
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David Webb's is darned good too:
David Webb-200187 (5/25/2010)
"I don't know why your update didn't work. Perhaps your data has trouble accepting change."
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May 26, 2010 at 10:01 am
Chris Morris-439714 (5/26/2010)
David Webb's is darned good too:David Webb-200187 (5/25/2010)
"I don't know why your update didn't work. Perhaps your data has trouble accepting change."
That was almost a coffee-over-monitor moment. 😀
Gail Shaw
Microsoft Certified Master: SQL Server, MVP, M.Sc (Comp Sci)
SQL In The Wild: Discussions on DB performance with occasional diversions into recoverability
May 26, 2010 at 10:11 am
Steve Jones - Editor (5/26/2010)
no, there have been some doozy's this week. Though our PhD friend doesn't help the impression.
Who? You mean this individual?
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May 26, 2010 at 10:24 am
Gianluca Sartori (5/26/2010)
Steve Jones - Editor (5/26/2010)
no, there have been some doozy's this week. Though our PhD friend doesn't help the impression.Who? You mean this individual?
Ow, losing your patience with him? 🙂
Gail Shaw
Microsoft Certified Master: SQL Server, MVP, M.Sc (Comp Sci)
SQL In The Wild: Discussions on DB performance with occasional diversions into recoverability
May 26, 2010 at 10:25 am
Chris Morris-439714 (5/26/2010)
David Webb's is darned good too:David Webb-200187 (5/25/2010)
"I don't know why your update didn't work. Perhaps your data has trouble accepting change."
Sparkling.
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May 26, 2010 at 10:26 am
Gianluca Sartori (5/26/2010)
Steve Jones - Editor (5/26/2010)
no, there have been some doozy's this week. Though our PhD friend doesn't help the impression.Who? You mean this individual?
Karthik confuses me. Just occasionally he gives the impression of making real progress, and then he comes up with something to disprove that.
Clearly the answer is bananas by the way, Gianluca...don't know where you got 'bytes' from. Another BOL error.
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May 26, 2010 at 10:27 am
GilaMonster (5/26/2010)
Gianluca Sartori (5/26/2010)
Steve Jones - Editor (5/26/2010)
no, there have been some doozy's this week. Though our PhD friend doesn't help the impression.Who? You mean this individual?
Ow, losing your patience with him? 🙂
My fault. I should simply avoid replying to his threads.
-- Gianluca Sartori
May 26, 2010 at 10:35 am
Gianluca Sartori (5/26/2010)
GilaMonster (5/26/2010)
Gianluca Sartori (5/26/2010)
Steve Jones - Editor (5/26/2010)
no, there have been some doozy's this week. Though our PhD friend doesn't help the impression.Who? You mean this individual?
Ow, losing your patience with him? 🙂
My fault. I should simply avoid replying to his threads.
That wasn't intended as an accusation. I don't know how you've avoided losing patience with him for so long.
Gail Shaw
Microsoft Certified Master: SQL Server, MVP, M.Sc (Comp Sci)
SQL In The Wild: Discussions on DB performance with occasional diversions into recoverability
May 26, 2010 at 11:06 am
Gianluca Sartori (5/26/2010)
Steve Jones - Editor (5/26/2010)
no, there have been some doozy's this week. Though our PhD friend doesn't help the impression.Who? You mean this individual?
Just because b stands for bites - doesn't mean you had to really bite his head off. (jk) 😉
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May 26, 2010 at 11:07 am
Chris Morris-439714 (5/26/2010)
Trey Staker (5/26/2010)
Gianluca Sartori (5/26/2010)
Common sense is in spite of, not the result of, education.-- Victor Hugo
I'm stealing this for my signature!
David Webb's is darned good too:
David Webb-200187 (5/25/2010)
"I don't know why your update didn't work. Perhaps your data has trouble accepting change."
I like both of these - how many quotes is too many in a sig line?
Jason...AKA CirqueDeSQLeil
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I have given a name to my pain...MCM SQL Server, MVP
SQL RNNR
Posting Performance Based Questions - Gail Shaw[/url]
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May 26, 2010 at 12:09 pm
CirquedeSQLeil (5/26/2010)
Gianluca Sartori (5/26/2010)
Steve Jones - Editor (5/26/2010)
no, there have been some doozy's this week. Though our PhD friend doesn't help the impression.Who? You mean this individual?
Just because b stands for bites - doesn't mean you had to really bite his head off. (jk) 😉
I know you were jk, but I really don't think he bit hard enough. 😛
May 26, 2010 at 12:28 pm
Lynn Pettis (5/26/2010)
CirquedeSQLeil (5/26/2010)
Gianluca Sartori (5/26/2010)
Steve Jones - Editor (5/26/2010)
no, there have been some doozy's this week. Though our PhD friend doesn't help the impression.Who? You mean this individual?
Just because b stands for bites - doesn't mean you had to really bite his head off. (jk) 😉
I know you were jk, but I really don't think he bit hard enough. 😛
LOL - lot's of questions this week from our friend.
Jason...AKA CirqueDeSQLeil
_______________________________________________
I have given a name to my pain...MCM SQL Server, MVP
SQL RNNR
Posting Performance Based Questions - Gail Shaw[/url]
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