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  • March 26, 2009 at 6:58 am

    #966608

    The Spartans had their 300. We are The Thread and we are 3000!

  • March 26, 2009 at 6:59 am

    #966609

    Heh, look at that Roy did get the 3000th post!

    Tell him what he's won Johnny!

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  • March 26, 2009 at 7:00 am

    #966611

    CONGRATULATIONS, ROY !!!!!

    YOU are Mr. 3000.

    In honor of this momentous occasion, you get to buy beers for the whole gang, and a Diet Dr. Pepper for Lynn. 😀

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  • March 26, 2009 at 7:02 am

    #966617

    Bob Hovious (3/26/2009)

    CONGRATULATIONS, ROY !!!!!

    YOU are Mr. 3000.

    In honor of this momentous occasion, you get to buy beers for the whole gang, and a Diet Dr. Pepper for Lynn. 😀

    And some scotch. Never forget the scotch.

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  • March 26, 2009 at 7:08 am

    #966620

    Sure, No problem..

    Just hop over on the next plane to Curacao. You can lie down on the beach and drink what ever you want. I will take care of all your drinks. 😀

    I work in an office that is situated in a Hotel by the beach. That is where I go to calm myself when I get frustrated. You can all join. There are quite a bit of beach chairs here. 😀

    -Roy

  • March 26, 2009 at 7:10 am

    #966624

    You can't drink scotch and fly a Star Fury !! :w00t:

    The wouldn't even let Starbuck do that with an old Viper on Battlestar Galactica.

    But as long as you're not driving, I'm sure Roy wouldn't mind setting you up with some Sheep Dip.

    HEY EVERYBODY!! The party is at Roy's place !!!

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  • March 26, 2009 at 7:16 am

    #966630

    We have Sheep dip here... No problem with that... 😀

    So come on over... 😀

    Diet Doc Pepper, I can get a crate just for Lynn... party time... Yay...

    -Roy

  • March 26, 2009 at 7:17 am

    #966631

    Roy Ernest (3/26/2009)

    Sure, No problem..

    Just hop over on the next plane to Curacao. You can lie down on the beach and drink what ever you want. I will take care of all your drinks. 😀

    I work in an office that is situated in a Hotel by the beach. That is where I go to calm myself when I get frustrated. You can all join. There are quite a bit of beach chairs here. 😀

    Roy, you lucky lucky b*****d. Can I say that again?

    You lucky lucky b*****d!

    Here in the UK it's been cold, dark wet and gloomy since early November.

    Need any help over there? I'm cheap - beer will do. The Ardbeg is already packed.

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  • March 26, 2009 at 7:30 am

    #966647

    I have 3 guys working here who are from UK, Scottish and Irish. Oh yea, I hear them B**** about the weather in UK every time they go back on vacation. One guy bought a yacht and he lives in the Yacht... :hehe:

    -Roy

  • March 26, 2009 at 7:33 am

    #966652

    Quotes are acting all wonky...

    Anyway, I sure can have scotch & fly a Star Fury. It's space... what am I going to hit?

    Besides, I've operated nuclear power plants while inebriated (not my fault, my chief liked drinking partners) and nothing happened. Space ships should be easier.

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  • March 26, 2009 at 7:36 am

    #966653

    Grant Fritchey (3/26/2009)

    Quotes are acting all wonky...

    Anyway, I sure can have scotch & fly a Star Fury. It's space... what am I going to hit?

    Besides, I've operated nuclear power plants while inebriated (not my fault, my chief liked drinking partners) and nothing happened. Space ships should be easier.

    File that one away on the possible blackmail list...

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  • March 26, 2009 at 7:38 am

    #966655

    Hopefully you wont hit a space debris or fly into a black hole....:hehe:

    -Roy

  • March 26, 2009 at 7:48 am

    #966665

    Quotes are acting all wonky...

    Nah! Must be the scotch :w00t:

    what am I going to hit?

    Not the thrusters too hard, you don't want to get dizzy and barf. Man that's got to be worse than a fart in a spacesuit :sick:

    Far away is close at hand in the images of elsewhere.
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  • March 26, 2009 at 7:51 am

    #966668

    Congrats, Roy.

    I'll raise a Tequila for you.

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  • March 26, 2009 at 8:10 am

    #966689

    Wow, Congratz, 3000 posts!!!

    you guyz are amazing

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