April 28, 2009 at 3:00 pm
Lynn Pettis (4/28/2009)
The desert is looking good again...The White House window washer is back...
Don't forget the important rule Lynn. NO windows allowed in the desert tents!!
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April 28, 2009 at 3:01 pm
ROTFLMAO. All I could see was the commercial on TV where people started throwing candy bars at the deer!
I don't watch TV, so I have absolutely no clue what you're referencing here. But I'm glad I was able to provide some amusement and comedy out of the tragedy that is josephtran's latest attempt at SQL.
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April 28, 2009 at 3:05 pm
Oh my God... Not the White house guy.... Not again...
The best part I like about him is his way of saying hi...
"Hello Grass
How are you doing?"
That is class....
I am keeping way out of his threads.....:hehe:
-Roy
April 28, 2009 at 3:09 pm
Give a man a fish and he'll eat for one day...
Slap him around with a trout, and he may go away and leave you alone.
Wait around long enough and Cardinal Moden may smite him with a pork chop.
I'm hungry now. I think I'll go out to the woods and pretend to be a deer. Maybe somebody will throw a candy bar at me.
😛
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April 28, 2009 at 3:11 pm
You must cut down the largest tree in the forest, with ... a herring!
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April 28, 2009 at 3:14 pm
And bring us... a shrubbery!!
NI!
Shhhhh....
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April 28, 2009 at 3:19 pm
Albatross ...
April 28, 2009 at 3:34 pm
Do you know, I know that shouting doesn't help understanding, but BOY is it tempting sometimes :):hehe:
"Any intelligent fool can make things bigger, more complex, and more violent. It takes a touch of genius -- and a lot of courage -- to move in the opposite direction." - A.Einstein
April 28, 2009 at 3:35 pm
Albatross
I shook him off from my neck a long time ago, O Ancient Mariner. 😎
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April 28, 2009 at 3:57 pm
[font="Verdana"]This morning I had an idea. After I had had a bit of a sit down to recover from that novel feeling, and to reassure myself that I'd soon return to my normal state of empty headedness, I decided to ask a question here.
That question is in regard to articles. I've read a lot of (excellent, not so excellent, occasionally funny) articles on this site, and they tend to be aimed at the technical stuff.
Is there a good range of design or data architecture articles? If so, can someone point me to them? Failing that, would they be a good topic for me to write? I'm not feeling up to the technical challenge of competing with some of the gurus here (Paul White's doing a fantastic job of representing the country!) But I do have a fair amount of experience in the design/architecture area.
Good idea, or bad?
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April 28, 2009 at 4:06 pm
Sounds like a good idea to me, Bruce.
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April 28, 2009 at 4:17 pm
Go for it.
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April 28, 2009 at 7:02 pm
Bruce W Cassidy (4/28/2009)
[font="Verdana"]This morning I had an idea. After I had had a bit of a sit down to recover from that novel feeling, and to reassure myself that I'd soon return to my normal state of empty headedness, I decided to ask a question here.That question is in regard to articles. I've read a lot of (excellent, not so excellent, occasionally funny) articles on this site, and they tend to be aimed at the technical stuff.
Is there a good range of design or data architecture articles? If so, can someone point me to them? Failing that, would they be a good topic for me to write? I'm not feeling up to the technical challenge of competing with some of the gurus here (Paul White's doing a fantastic job of representing the country!) But I do have a fair amount of experience in the design/architecture area.
Good idea, or bad?
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I think it's a great idea.
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April 28, 2009 at 9:23 pm
Bruce W Cassidy (4/28/2009)
[font="Verdana"]This morning I had an idea. After I had had a bit of a sit down to recover from that novel feeling, and to reassure myself that I'd soon return to my normal state of empty headedness, I decided to ask a question here.That question is in regard to articles. I've read a lot of (excellent, not so excellent, occasionally funny) articles on this site, and they tend to be aimed at the technical stuff.
Is there a good range of design or data architecture articles? If so, can someone point me to them? Failing that, would they be a good topic for me to write? I'm not feeling up to the technical challenge of competing with some of the gurus here (Paul White's doing a fantastic job of representing the country!) But I do have a fair amount of experience in the design/architecture area.
Good idea, or bad?
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First, I just have to know; did it hurt?
I think it would be an awesome idea. You need to go for it!
April 28, 2009 at 9:45 pm
Bruce,
Go for it. We're always trying to get some done, and it's a struggle. Get a good series going, and it might even turn into a book!
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