Are the posted questions getting worse?

  • Great! Something I didn't yet work with so you have your first student 🙂

  • Lynn Pettis (4/28/2009)


    First, I just have to know; did it hurt?

    I think it would be an awesome idea. You need to go for it!

    [font="Verdana"]It sure did. Today I haz the stupid (head cold with a dose of oinking just to alarm everyone) to make up for it.

    Thanks everyone. I will have a bit of a planning session over the weekend and come up with a series of design and architecture topics for articles.

    I think one theme I have seen over and over again in my career is "what was this idiot on when designing this? Maybe there's just not a good introductory course available on practical, real world database design? So let's see what I can do. I have read some good books, but it's harder to get into a book than it is something just in the article length.

    As for data architecture, it still seems to be justifying its existence, which is silly. Just like everything else, you need a big picture of how everything fits together.

    Anyway, now I have a project! :w00t:

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  • Roy Ernest (4/29/2009)


    I finished my article and it is on the way for publication... May 4th is the D-Day for me....

    [font="Verdana"]Well done, Roy! International Star Wars day... "May the 4th be with you."[/font]

  • Bruce W Cassidy (4/29/2009)


    Roy Ernest (4/29/2009)


    I finished my article and it is on the way for publication... May 4th is the D-Day for me....

    [font="Verdana"]Well done, Roy! International Star Wars day... "May the 4th be with you."[/font]

    OUCH!!!

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  • Bruce W Cassidy (4/29/2009)


    Roy Ernest (4/29/2009)


    I finished my article and it is on the way for publication... May 4th is the D-Day for me....

    [font="Verdana"]Well done, Roy! International Star Wars day... "May the 4th be with you."[/font]

    ...I know that I will not be the only one who think of Lynn and Barry 😛

  • That was a good one... may the 4th be with you....:-) :hehe:

    -Roy

  • But how many of you can actually visualize Darth Vader and Yoda working together??? :w00t:

  • Bruce W Cassidy (4/29/2009)


    [font="Verdana"]International Star Wars day... "May the 4th be with you."[/font]

    *groan*

    Hmmm, we were discussing having another Starwars day.....

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  • GilaMonster (4/29/2009)


    Bruce W Cassidy (4/29/2009)


    [font="Verdana"]International Star Wars day... "May the 4th be with you."[/font]

    *groan*

    Hmmm, we were discussing having another Starwars day.....

    Now for something totally the same...

    How many people, besides myself, here on The Thread saw the original theatrical release of Star Wars when it was first released?

  • Yes. I saw it 5 times during the next two weeks and saw some new detail I had missed on the times before. Bought the soundtrack as soon as I could find it. I'll bet the opening overture is the most recognizable music on the planet.


    And then again, I might be wrong ...
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  • I've been much too young... 😛

  • Okay, I started a formal poll.

  • David Webb (4/29/2009)


    Yes. I saw it 5 times during the next two weeks and saw some new detail I had missed on the times before. Bought the soundtrack as soon as I could find it. I'll bet the opening overture is the most recognizable music on the planet.

    As much as I like Star Wars, I sincerely hope that Beethoven's Ninth or Mozart's "Eine Kleine Nachtmusik" is still more popular. But then again, I'm Austrian, so I'm probably biased.

    Nite,

    Jan

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  • Lynn Pettis (4/29/2009)


    GilaMonster (4/29/2009)


    Bruce W Cassidy (4/29/2009)


    [font="Verdana"]International Star Wars day... "May the 4th be with you."[/font]

    *groan*

    Hmmm, we were discussing having another Starwars day.....

    Now for something totally the same...

    How many people, besides myself, here on The Thread saw the original theatrical release of Star Wars when it was first released?

    Me!

    I wasn't that blown away, but then I was always into SF and not fantasy.

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  • Grant Fritchey (4/29/2009)


    Lynn Pettis (4/29/2009)


    GilaMonster (4/29/2009)


    Bruce W Cassidy (4/29/2009)


    [font="Verdana"]International Star Wars day... "May the 4th be with you."[/font]

    *groan*

    Hmmm, we were discussing having another Starwars day.....

    Now for something totally the same...

    How many people, besides myself, here on The Thread saw the original theatrical release of Star Wars when it was first released?

    Me!

    I wasn't that blown away, but then I was always into SF and not fantasy.

    Yep... me too.

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