Are the posted questions getting worse?

  • Lynn Pettis (4/9/2014)


    OMG!

    yuvipoy (4/9/2014)


    I have been using this statement for nearly 6 years in prodution i did not get any error or issue.

    all of the sudden it happened today and i am unable to resolve the issue, still searching for the reason.

    I am not sure which part of this is more scary, the fact that (s)he has been using NOLOCK through an ODBC connection for 6 years or that with at least 6 years experience (s)he doesn't have a better grasp of the language. :w00t:

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  • jasona.work (4/9/2014)


    How to have a day go from "going OK" to "I'm almost unable to see straight I'm so ticked off."

    Find out from your wife that sometime between you leaving for work, and her leaving for work, that someone keyed the drivers side of her car (which was parked outside) and keyed "f**k you" on the hood...

    Because of "stuff" in the garage, her car has to be parked in the drive, and it's right by the sidewalk, no fence. I *suspect* it was a punk-**s kid who thought it would be funny while waiting for the school bus at the stop across the street, but have no way to prove it (no security cams on the house.)

    No kids there when I left, they start showing up around 6:30 and I was gone by 5:30 this morning...

    OK, done venting.

    That really sucks. Some day people just need to grow up a bit.

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  • Sean Lange (4/9/2014)


    Lynn Pettis (4/9/2014)


    OMG!

    yuvipoy (4/9/2014)


    I have been using this statement for nearly 6 years in prodution i did not get any error or issue.

    all of the sudden it happened today and i am unable to resolve the issue, still searching for the reason.

    I am not sure which part of this is more scary, the fact that (s)he has been using NOLOCK through an ODBC connection for 6 years or that with at least 6 years experience (s)he doesn't have a better grasp of the language. :w00t:

    Yeah that is a wee bit scary.:sick::crying:

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  • Adding and bumping topics in here: http://qa.sqlservercentral.com/Forums/Forum2824-1.aspx

    Please don't commit to more than one and please don't add in random comments. I'd like to try and keep track of these articles.

  • Jack Corbett (4/9/2014)


    SO this vendor is not willing to share code because it is "complex" sql. Basically everything is RBAR in so our database is "too big". The suggestions I made, not including changing the app code, took the process from 45 hours to 20 hours. The answer we got from them, because they had it running in 4 against our data on their server is throw more resources at it. So we doubled RAM (8-16) and CPU (4 cores to 8 cores) in our test environment to match their test environment (we are on a VM) and matched their results. So the process is now acceptable to the business folks. I'm still ticked that we got stuck with a crappy application.

    Maybe a writeup will be cathartic? It would be interesting to have you mock and discuss the changes you made, and the alternative of cranking up hardware (with some cost estimate)

  • Steve Jones - SSC Editor (4/9/2014)


    Adding and bumping topics in here: http://qa.sqlservercentral.com/Forums/Forum2824-1.aspx

    Please don't commit to more than one and please don't add in random comments. I'd like to try and keep track of these articles.

    I tried to reply in the updated PARSENAME thread (but it wouldn't let me) because I thought WayneS had done that: http://qa.sqlservercentral.com/articles/PARSENAME/106755/


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  • Some very nice words about some thread people and these forums in general:

    http://qa.sqlservercentral.com/Forums/Topic1553867-364-1.aspx (at the end of the thread)

    The highlight:

    In general this board is the most friendly and active technical forum I use with very little flaming and enduring patience for noobs. Creds go out to all the users.

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  • Koen Verbeeck (4/11/2014)


    Some very nice words about some thread people and these forums in general:

    http://qa.sqlservercentral.com/Forums/Topic1553867-364-1.aspx (at the end of the thread)

    The highlight:

    In general this board is the most friendly and active technical forum I use with very little flaming and enduring patience for noobs. Creds go out to all the users.

    It is always humbling to be recognized by those we help. It is those few kind words that make the effort all the more worthwhile.

  • Lynn Pettis (4/11/2014)


    Koen Verbeeck (4/11/2014)


    Some very nice words about some thread people and these forums in general:

    http://qa.sqlservercentral.com/Forums/Topic1553867-364-1.aspx (at the end of the thread)

    The highlight:

    In general this board is the most friendly and active technical forum I use with very little flaming and enduring patience for noobs. Creds go out to all the users.

    It is always humbling to be recognized by those we help. It is those few kind words that make the effort all the more worthwhile.

    It'ss nice to hear that people appreciate it over time and not just their immediate problem. I never would have made it to the Integration Services forum, so thanks for sharing it.

  • I know there are many crazy stories about the weather from this year all over the world, but I have to share today's crazy forecast.

    In Michigan, we're at 71 F now with winds at 23 MPH. Rain arrives later this morning. One inch of snow tonight and a low of 28 F. It was beautiful this past weekend and now we're at 71 F with snow tonight! It doesn't do this here very often. In spite of this unusually cold and snowy winter, I'm sure everyone will instantaneously forget how to drive at some point today or overnight. :w00t:

  • Hmmm... http://qa.sqlservercentral.com/Forums/Topic1561455-146-1.aspx

    Edit: Fixed link

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  • Yeah looks like it was removed.

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  • SQLRNNR (4/14/2014)


    Yeah looks like it was removed.

    No, I linked it wrong.

    If you're going to be around a bit, could you watch that one and this one please?

    http://qa.sqlservercentral.com/Forums/Topic1561627-1550-1.aspx

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  • GilaMonster (4/14/2014)


    SQLRNNR (4/14/2014)


    Yeah looks like it was removed.

    No, I linked it wrong.

    If you're going to be around a bit, could you watch that one and this one please?

    http://qa.sqlservercentral.com/Forums/Topic1561627-1550-1.aspx

    Yup - I'll keep an eye on them.

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  • Ed Wagner (4/14/2014)


    I know there are many crazy stories about the weather from this year all over the world, but I have to share today's crazy forecast.

    In Michigan, we're at 71 F now with winds at 23 MPH. Rain arrives later this morning. One inch of snow tonight and a low of 28 F. It was beautiful this past weekend and now we're at 71 F with snow tonight! It doesn't do this here very often. In spite of this unusually cold and snowy winter, I'm sure everyone will instantaneously forget how to drive at some point today or overnight. :w00t:

    Sat in Denver it was 70F. I was out walking the dogs in shorts and a long sleeve T (I little windy). Sun I left and it was 35F and raining, with 6-10" of snow coming.

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