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  • Lynn Pettis (5/26/2009)


    OMG, you really have to be kidding here...

    As a complete and totally unrelated aside: -

    There's a character called Trigger in the BBC comedy Only Fools 'n' Horses http://www.bbc.co.uk/comedy/onlyfools/uncovered/trigger.shtml

    Why 'Trigger' - I always thought it was because he was sooo intellectually quick witted.

  • Well, Trigger is something I am always vary off... I have seen people write whole business logic on triggers on a high transaction DBs and mess up the performance.... Maybe we should all be vary of people with the name Trigger... :hehe:

    -Roy

  • Paul White (5/27/2009)


    Right then.

    Given the wealth of knowledge and talent around these parts, who's up for writing the perfect collaborative-effort book on indexing?

    We could all get fabulously rich!!! :w00t:

    Paul

    How would we go about starting this particular project? I think it would be a great idea. 😉

  • Paul White (5/27/2009)


    Right then.

    Given the wealth of knowledge and talent around these parts, who's up for writing the perfect collaborative-effort book on indexing?

    We could all get fabulously rich!!! :w00t:

    Paul

    You guys write a book on indexing and performance tuning, You have the first customer to buy it... Thats me. I know little about indexing and performance tuning. Not much. So I would love to learn more on it.

    -Roy

  • Roy Ernest (5/27/2009)


    Paul White (5/27/2009)


    Right then.

    Given the wealth of knowledge and talent around these parts, who's up for writing the perfect collaborative-effort book on indexing?

    We could all get fabulously rich!!! :w00t:

    Paul

    You guys write a book on indexing and performance tuning, You have the first customer to buy it... Thats me. I know little about indexing and performance tuning. Not much. So I would love to learn more on it.

    Roy have you forgot about the books from Grant Fritchey - "SQL Server 2008 Query Performance Tuning Distilled" and "Dissecting SQL Server Execution Plans"

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  • Doc (5/27/2009)


    Roy have you forgot about the books from Grant Fritchey - "SQL Server 2008 Query Performance Tuning Distilled" and "Dissecting SQL Server Execution Plans"

    Gail was still right. There is not a single source for detailed information about indexes and indexing. Certainly that kind of serious detail won't be found in my books.

    But hey, if all of you want to buy a copy (or seven) of the books, please, feel free.

    ----------------------------------------------------The credit belongs to the man who is actually in the arena, whose face is marred by dust and sweat and blood... Theodore RooseveltThe Scary DBAAuthor of: SQL Server 2017 Query Performance Tuning, 5th Edition and SQL Server Execution Plans, 3rd EditionProduct Evangelist for Red Gate Software

  • Grant Fritchey (5/27/2009)


    Gail was still right. There is not a single source for detailed information about indexes and indexing. Certainly that kind of serious detail won't be found in my books.

    And the problem is I doubt most publishers would want to touch something like that. It's a very specialised topic and not too many people (relatively) would want a book on nothing but indexing. More likely would buy something like your perf book, that has a bit on indexing (enough for most cases) and lots of other stuff.

    Gail Shaw
    Microsoft Certified Master: SQL Server, MVP, M.Sc (Comp Sci)
    SQL In The Wild: Discussions on DB performance with occasional diversions into recoverability

    We walk in the dark places no others will enter
    We stand on the bridge and no one may pass
  • Hey Grant, I did not know that you brew your own beer... :w00t:

    I was planning to write another article (Another miserable try 🙂 ) but that will have to wait. I want to read the "Dissecting SQL Server Execution Plans" first. 🙂

    -Roy

  • GilaMonster (5/27/2009)


    And the problem is I doubt most publishers would want to touch something like that. It's a very specialised topic and not too many people (relatively) would want a book on nothing but indexing. More likely would buy something like your perf book, that has a bit on indexing (enough for most cases) and lots of other stuff.

    Actually, I do know of a publisher that tackles those specialized little books. They've put out one on Profiler and one on execution plans. I suspect they might be interested in doing one on indexes, especially if the right names were attached.

    HOWEVER, I'm not volunteering for this (right now anyway). I promised the family, no book projects until after the summer. Apparently I get cranky while I'm working on a book.

    ----------------------------------------------------The credit belongs to the man who is actually in the arena, whose face is marred by dust and sweat and blood... Theodore RooseveltThe Scary DBAAuthor of: SQL Server 2017 Query Performance Tuning, 5th Edition and SQL Server Execution Plans, 3rd EditionProduct Evangelist for Red Gate Software

  • There's a response in this thread that maybe we should use more often.

    😎



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  • Grant Fritchey (5/27/2009)


    Actually, I do know of a publisher that tackles those specialized little books. They've put out one on Profiler and one on execution plans. I suspect they might be interested in doing one on indexes, especially if the right names were attached.

    Oh, them. Hmmm

    HOWEVER, I'm not volunteering for this (right now anyway). I promised the family, no book projects until after the summer. Apparently I get cranky while I'm working on a book.

    I wouldn't mind giving it a shot, however it's ramping up to the busy time of the year, TechEd in Aug and PASS in Nov, and usually work picks up massively just after TechEd. Plus there's a 'project' I'm involved in that's going to suck up a fair bit of July.

    Gail Shaw
    Microsoft Certified Master: SQL Server, MVP, M.Sc (Comp Sci)
    SQL In The Wild: Discussions on DB performance with occasional diversions into recoverability

    We walk in the dark places no others will enter
    We stand on the bridge and no one may pass
  • Alvin Ramard (5/27/2009)


    There's a response in this thread that maybe we should use more often.

    😎

    I have seen this being used by GSquared quite often if I am not mistaken.. 🙂

    -Roy

  • Alvin Ramard (5/27/2009)


    There's a response in this thread that maybe we should use more often.

    😎

    Are you talking about the "let Me Google That For You" link? Been there, do that sometimes. 😉

    It's fun!

  • GilaMonster (5/27/2009)


    Grant Fritchey (5/27/2009)


    Actually, I do know of a publisher that tackles those specialized little books. They've put out one on Profiler and one on execution plans. I suspect they might be interested in doing one on indexes, especially if the right names were attached.

    Oh, them. Hmmm

    HOWEVER, I'm not volunteering for this (right now anyway). I promised the family, no book projects until after the summer. Apparently I get cranky while I'm working on a book.

    I wouldn't mind giving it a shot, however it's ramping up to the busy time of the year, TechEd in Aug and PASS in Nov, and usually work picks up massively just after TechEd. Plus there's a 'project' I'm involved in that's going to suck up a fair bit of July.

    I've never written a book. What would be the process of doing a group project like this? I wouldn't mind assisting in some way to make it happen, just don't know where to start.

  • GilaMonster (5/27/2009)


    I wouldn't mind giving it a shot, however it's ramping up to the busy time of the year, TechEd in Aug and PASS in Nov, and usually work picks up massively just after TechEd. Plus there's a 'project' I'm involved in that's going to suck up a fair bit of July.

    Assuming someone else doesn't take it on (Gus, Paul, Jeff), after November I might consider trying to help a bit. I'm not sure I've got the level of knowledge required, but I'm crazy enough to try anyway.

    ----------------------------------------------------The credit belongs to the man who is actually in the arena, whose face is marred by dust and sweat and blood... Theodore RooseveltThe Scary DBAAuthor of: SQL Server 2017 Query Performance Tuning, 5th Edition and SQL Server Execution Plans, 3rd EditionProduct Evangelist for Red Gate Software

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