Are the posted questions getting worse?

  • Alvin Ramard (6/1/2009)


    GilaMonster (6/1/2009)


    Can't even read the article with free membership. Oh well.

    I ran into the same problem. The whole paid membership thing is the main reason why I don't bother with SSWUG.

    Same here.

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  • I'm verifying when I can republish the articles. Once I have a definative answer, I'll see about sending the articles to Steve to be republished here on SSC (unpaid of course Steve, since I will have been paid by sswug.org for the articles already). If I read the fine print correctly it is based on the date submitted to sswug.org not the date published. This would mean I could get them to Steve for republishing as early as 8/13/2009.

    Note: I got a free month's membership since I wrote two published articles in a month. To keep that going I have to keep writing 2 published articles a month. Well, it is something to work for, I guess. Need to get to work if I want to keep my free membership going...

  • Lynn Pettis (6/1/2009)


    Great. I guess I can read them because their my articles, becuase I sure as heck didn't pay for a membership. Why pay for something I can get free here at SSC?

    Well, I was trying to help out Chris Shaw by writing a few articles for him (plus, I have to be honest, I was a bit mercenary here I needed the extra money). I can't publish the articles else where until August or September (120 days after submission to sswug.org).

    My Tally Table artice is getting a very good rating at the moment, 2 views and 1 vote with a rating of 1.00. the other article has had 407 hits in a week, no votes so has a rating of 0.00.

    Sorry guys and gals.

    Oh no. Now you did it. Because I went there and logged in, someone noticed. I just got an email asking me to come back and be a member again. I blame you if my spam rate goes up. 😛

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  • Steve Jones - Editor (6/1/2009)


    I have a few people a year sending me email for refunds for SSWUG. Apparently they get upset when SSWUG links to me.

    You've linked to sswug.org on occasion, should we get upset about that?? Some people, ran in to a couple of people like that at the AYSO Tri-States Games Soccer Tournament in North Platte, NE this weekend.

    One team wanted another team to forfeit their games on Saturday because they didn't have "official AYSO" uniforms. They wore white t-shirts with player numbers written on the back in magic marker. They were a last minute addition to the tournament, and had only 2 weeks to get ready. Oh, their team name was "Whitie Tighties". I thought it was cute, and they were a good a team. They took 4th place overall.

  • Grant Fritchey (6/1/2009)


    Lynn Pettis (6/1/2009)


    Great. I guess I can read them because their my articles, becuase I sure as heck didn't pay for a membership. Why pay for something I can get free here at SSC?

    Well, I was trying to help out Chris Shaw by writing a few articles for him (plus, I have to be honest, I was a bit mercenary here I needed the extra money). I can't publish the articles else where until August or September (120 days after submission to sswug.org).

    My Tally Table artice is getting a very good rating at the moment, 2 views and 1 vote with a rating of 1.00. the other article has had 407 hits in a week, no votes so has a rating of 0.00.

    Sorry guys and gals.

    Oh no. Now you did it. Because I went there and logged in, someone noticed. I just got an email asking me to come back and be a member again. I blame you if my spam rate goes up. 😛

    Sorry, I'll get the wet noodles ready. Is 100 lashes good enough? :w00t:

  • Lynn Pettis (6/1/2009)


    Grant Fritchey (6/1/2009)


    Lynn Pettis (6/1/2009)


    Great. I guess I can read them because their my articles, becuase I sure as heck didn't pay for a membership. Why pay for something I can get free here at SSC?

    Well, I was trying to help out Chris Shaw by writing a few articles for him (plus, I have to be honest, I was a bit mercenary here I needed the extra money). I can't publish the articles else where until August or September (120 days after submission to sswug.org).

    My Tally Table artice is getting a very good rating at the moment, 2 views and 1 vote with a rating of 1.00. the other article has had 407 hits in a week, no votes so has a rating of 0.00.

    Sorry guys and gals.

    Not even close. First round is on you. So there. Take that!

    Oh no. Now you did it. Because I went there and logged in, someone noticed. I just got an email asking me to come back and be a member again. I blame you if my spam rate goes up. 😛

    Sorry, I'll get the wet noodles ready. Is 100 lashes good enough? :w00t:

    ----------------------------------------------------The credit belongs to the man who is actually in the arena, whose face is marred by dust and sweat and blood... Theodore RooseveltThe Scary DBAAuthor of: SQL Server 2017 Query Performance Tuning, 5th Edition and SQL Server Execution Plans, 3rd EditionProduct Evangelist for Red Gate Software

  • Grant Fritchey (6/1/2009)


    Lynn Pettis (6/1/2009)


    Grant Fritchey (6/1/2009)


    Lynn Pettis (6/1/2009)


    Great. I guess I can read them because their my articles, becuase I sure as heck didn't pay for a membership. Why pay for something I can get free here at SSC?

    Well, I was trying to help out Chris Shaw by writing a few articles for him (plus, I have to be honest, I was a bit mercenary here I needed the extra money). I can't publish the articles else where until August or September (120 days after submission to sswug.org).

    My Tally Table artice is getting a very good rating at the moment, 2 views and 1 vote with a rating of 1.00. the other article has had 407 hits in a week, no votes so has a rating of 0.00.

    Sorry guys and gals.

    Is it just me, or has Grant become a man of very few words?

    Not even close. First round is on you. So there. Take that!

    Oh no. Now you did it. Because I went there and logged in, someone noticed. I just got an email asking me to come back and be a member again. I blame you if my spam rate goes up. 😛

    Sorry, I'll get the wet noodles ready. Is 100 lashes good enough? :w00t:



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  • Alvin Ramard (6/1/2009)


    Grant Fritchey (6/1/2009)


    Lynn Pettis (6/1/2009)


    Grant Fritchey (6/1/2009)


    Lynn Pettis (6/1/2009)


    Great. I guess I can read them because their my articles, becuase I sure as heck didn't pay for a membership. Why pay for something I can get free here at SSC?

    Well, I was trying to help out Chris Shaw by writing a few articles for him (plus, I have to be honest, I was a bit mercenary here I needed the extra money). I can't publish the articles else where until August or September (120 days after submission to sswug.org).

    My Tally Table artice is getting a very good rating at the moment, 2 views and 1 vote with a rating of 1.00. the other article has had 407 hits in a week, no votes so has a rating of 0.00.

    Sorry guys and gals.

    Is it just me, or has Grant become a man of very few words?

    Not even close. First round is on you. So there. Take that!

    Oh no. Now you did it. Because I went there and logged in, someone noticed. I just got an email asking me to come back and be a member again. I blame you if my spam rate goes up. 😛

    Sorry, I'll get the wet noodles ready. Is 100 lashes good enough? :w00t:

    :unsure:

  • Lynn Pettis (6/1/2009)


    Great. I guess I can read them because their my articles, becuase I sure as heck didn't pay for a membership. Why pay for something I can get free here at SSC?

    Well, I was trying to help out Chris Shaw by writing a few articles for him (plus, I have to be honest, I was a bit mercenary here I needed the extra money). I can't publish the articles else where until August or September (120 days after submission to sswug.org).

    My Tally Table artice is getting a very good rating at the moment, 2 views and 1 vote with a rating of 1.00. the other article has had 407 hits in a week, no votes so has a rating of 0.00.

    Sorry guys and gals.

    Post the articles in SQL Server Central. 🙂

    Gaby
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  • Alvin Ramard (6/1/2009)


    Grant Fritchey (6/1/2009)


    Lynn Pettis (6/1/2009)


    Grant Fritchey (6/1/2009)


    Lynn Pettis (6/1/2009)


    Great. I guess I can read them because their my articles, becuase I sure as heck didn't pay for a membership. Why pay for something I can get free here at SSC?

    Well, I was trying to help out Chris Shaw by writing a few articles for him (plus, I have to be honest, I was a bit mercenary here I needed the extra money). I can't publish the articles else where until August or September (120 days after submission to sswug.org).

    My Tally Table artice is getting a very good rating at the moment, 2 views and 1 vote with a rating of 1.00. the other article has had 407 hits in a week, no votes so has a rating of 0.00.

    Sorry guys and gals.

    Is it just me, or has Grant become a man of very few words?

    Oh no. Now you did it. Because I went there and logged in, someone noticed. I just got an email asking me to come back and be a member again. I blame you if my spam rate goes up. 😛

    Sorry, I'll get the wet noodles ready. Is 100 lashes good enough? :w00t:

    You and I both, evidently. Odd how it place my statement up in the quoted material. It'll be interesting to see what happens to this one.

    What I said was:

    Not even close. First round is on you. So there. Take that!

    ----------------------------------------------------The credit belongs to the man who is actually in the arena, whose face is marred by dust and sweat and blood... Theodore RooseveltThe Scary DBAAuthor of: SQL Server 2017 Query Performance Tuning, 5th Edition and SQL Server Execution Plans, 3rd EditionProduct Evangelist for Red Gate Software

  • Hi, I really need a job, can you fill out this questionaire for me?

    I assume the place hiring him isn't smart enough to do a Google search on his name or even a search on the questions they ask?

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  • Lynn Pettis (6/1/2009)


    Grant Fritchey (6/1/2009)


    Lynn Pettis (6/1/2009)


    Great. I guess I can read them because their my articles, becuase I sure as heck didn't pay for a membership. Why pay for something I can get free here at SSC?

    Well, I was trying to help out Chris Shaw by writing a few articles for him (plus, I have to be honest, I was a bit mercenary here I needed the extra money). I can't publish the articles else where until August or September (120 days after submission to sswug.org).

    My Tally Table artice is getting a very good rating at the moment, 2 views and 1 vote with a rating of 1.00. the other article has had 407 hits in a week, no votes so has a rating of 0.00.

    Sorry guys and gals.

    Oh no. Now you did it. Because I went there and logged in, someone noticed. I just got an email asking me to come back and be a member again. I blame you if my spam rate goes up. 😛

    Sorry, I'll get the wet noodles ready. Is 100 lashes good enough? :w00t:

    Heh... me too. How do you like your pork chops done, Lynn? 😀

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  • Jeff Moden (6/1/2009)


    Lynn Pettis (6/1/2009)


    Grant Fritchey (6/1/2009)


    Lynn Pettis (6/1/2009)


    Great. I guess I can read them because their my articles, becuase I sure as heck didn't pay for a membership. Why pay for something I can get free here at SSC?

    Well, I was trying to help out Chris Shaw by writing a few articles for him (plus, I have to be honest, I was a bit mercenary here I needed the extra money). I can't publish the articles else where until August or September (120 days after submission to sswug.org).

    My Tally Table artice is getting a very good rating at the moment, 2 views and 1 vote with a rating of 1.00. the other article has had 407 hits in a week, no votes so has a rating of 0.00.

    Sorry guys and gals.

    Oh no. Now you did it. Because I went there and logged in, someone noticed. I just got an email asking me to come back and be a member again. I blame you if my spam rate goes up. 😛

    Heh... me too. How do you like your pork chops done, Lynn? 😀

    Sorry, I'll get the wet noodles ready. Is 100 lashes good enough? :w00t:

    So, is the quote button taking over the Thread?

    As a test, I hit "Preview" and the quote and my question looked OK. Just typed this paragraph and will now hit "Post..."

    --edit: corrected "not hit..." to "now hit...".

  • I'd like to whack the Quote button. It gets a little crazy at times.

    I edit mine down to just the person I'm quoting.

  • Steve Jones - Editor (6/1/2009)


    I'd like to whack the Quote button. It gets a little crazy at times.

    I edit mine down to just the person I'm quoting.

    I find that refreshing the page just before clicking on the Quote button helps.

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