July 14, 2009 at 11:41 am
Ain't coming up for me either! The END is near, I fear.........The four horsemen be upon us!
-- You can't be late until you show up.
July 14, 2009 at 11:55 am
Here's something scary, regarding Barney (the freaky purple dinosaur):
CUTE PURPLE DINOSAUR is the number of the beast. You don't believe me? Convert all the U's to V's (as in ancient Rome) and extract the roman numerals.
CVTE PVRPLE DINOSAVR => CVVLDIV => 100 + 5 + 5 + 50 + 500 + 1 + 5 => 666
Gaby
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"In theory, theory and practice are the same. In practice, they are not."
- Albert Einstein
July 14, 2009 at 11:57 am
tosscrosby (7/14/2009)
Ain't coming up for me either! The END is near, I fear.........The four horsemen be upon us!
The four Horsemen: Gertrude, Bruce, Jim, and Nancy. Who could be afraid of them with names like that? 😀
Gaby
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"In theory, theory and practice are the same. In practice, they are not."
- Albert Einstein
July 14, 2009 at 12:07 pm
Grant Fritchey (7/14/2009)
If we are coming up on the number of the beast & the end times & all that because of the Thread, then the four horseman & the anti-guy must be hanging around here too...Well, that anti-guy is easy. That's Steve.
As to the horsemen, my picks
Conquest - Gus
War - Gail
Famine - Lynn
Death - Jeff, of course
I'm pretty sure it's "Disease, War, Famine, and Death". That would make me Disease. Anyone who knows my sense of humor reasonably well would probably agree that it is a plague on mankind and a weapon of mass destruction of the worst sort, so that would fit.
- Gus "GSquared", RSVP, OODA, MAP, NMVP, FAQ, SAT, SQL, DNA, RNA, UOI, IOU, AM, PM, AD, BC, BCE, USA, UN, CF, ROFL, LOL, ETC
Property of The Thread
"Nobody knows the age of the human race, but everyone agrees it's old enough to know better." - Anon
July 14, 2009 at 12:13 pm
Oooh, look... pulling the pin...
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July 14, 2009 at 12:13 pm
No kaboom.
----------------------------------------------------The credit belongs to the man who is actually in the arena, whose face is marred by dust and sweat and blood... Theodore RooseveltThe Scary DBAAuthor of: SQL Server 2017 Query Performance Tuning, 5th Edition and SQL Server Execution Plans, 3rd EditionProduct Evangelist for Red Gate Software
July 14, 2009 at 12:18 pm
We are ALIVE!!!
All your appocalypse are belong to us!
July 14, 2009 at 12:19 pm
Grant Fritchey (7/14/2009)
No kaboom.
Marvin the Martian will be greatly disappointed...
- Gus "GSquared", RSVP, OODA, MAP, NMVP, FAQ, SAT, SQL, DNA, RNA, UOI, IOU, AM, PM, AD, BC, BCE, USA, UN, CF, ROFL, LOL, ETC
Property of The Thread
"Nobody knows the age of the human race, but everyone agrees it's old enough to know better." - Anon
July 14, 2009 at 12:20 pm
GSquared (7/14/2009)
Grant Fritchey (7/14/2009)
No kaboom.Marvin the Martian will be greatly disappointed...
"Where is the kaboom? There was supposed to be an earth shattering kaboom!" -Marvin the Martian
Gaby
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"In theory, theory and practice are the same. In practice, they are not."
- Albert Einstein
July 14, 2009 at 12:22 pm
The Thread (7/14/2009)
We are ALIVE!!!All your appocalypse are belong to us!
Well, that was predictable.
- Gus "GSquared", RSVP, OODA, MAP, NMVP, FAQ, SAT, SQL, DNA, RNA, UOI, IOU, AM, PM, AD, BC, BCE, USA, UN, CF, ROFL, LOL, ETC
Property of The Thread
"Nobody knows the age of the human race, but everyone agrees it's old enough to know better." - Anon
July 14, 2009 at 12:25 pm
Grant Fritchey (7/14/2009)
No kaboom.
No boom today. Boom tomorrow. There's always a boom tomorrow.
Gail Shaw
Microsoft Certified Master: SQL Server, MVP, M.Sc (Comp Sci)
SQL In The Wild: Discussions on DB performance with occasional diversions into recoverability
July 14, 2009 at 12:26 pm
GilaMonster (7/14/2009)
Grant Fritchey (7/14/2009)
No kaboom.No boom today. Boom tomorrow. There's always a boom tomorrow.
"Oh drat these computers. They're so naughty and complex!" -Marvin
Gaby
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"In theory, theory and practice are the same. In practice, they are not."
- Albert Einstein
July 14, 2009 at 12:31 pm
GSquared (7/14/2009)
The Thread (7/14/2009)
We are ALIVE!!!All your appocalypse are belong to us!
Well, that was predictable.
GSquared, was that you?
Gaby
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"In theory, theory and practice are the same. In practice, they are not."
- Albert Einstein
July 14, 2009 at 12:35 pm
Gaby Abed (7/14/2009)
GSquared (7/14/2009)
The Thread (7/14/2009)
We are ALIVE!!!All your appocalypse are belong to us!
Well, that was predictable.
GSquared, was that you?
I must be missing something. You have my screen name on the part that I wrote. Or are you asking if I'm The Thread?
- Gus "GSquared", RSVP, OODA, MAP, NMVP, FAQ, SAT, SQL, DNA, RNA, UOI, IOU, AM, PM, AD, BC, BCE, USA, UN, CF, ROFL, LOL, ETC
Property of The Thread
"Nobody knows the age of the human race, but everyone agrees it's old enough to know better." - Anon
July 14, 2009 at 12:37 pm
GilaMonster (7/14/2009)
Grant Fritchey (7/14/2009)
No kaboom.No boom today. Boom tomorrow. There's always a boom tomorrow.
:-D:-D:-D:-D:-D
One of my favorites:
You're sitting at my station, using my equipment. Is there a reason for this or should I just go ahead and snap your hands off at the wrist?
----------------------------------------------------The credit belongs to the man who is actually in the arena, whose face is marred by dust and sweat and blood... Theodore RooseveltThe Scary DBAAuthor of: SQL Server 2017 Query Performance Tuning, 5th Edition and SQL Server Execution Plans, 3rd EditionProduct Evangelist for Red Gate Software
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