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  • August 6, 2009 at 1:13 pm

    #1035629

    GilaMonster (8/6/2009)

    Grant Fritchey (8/6/2009)

    Jeff Moden (8/6/2009)

    I've not confirmed my plane reservations but I'm 99.99% sure that I'm going to be in Lil' Rhody from 9/6 to 9/12. That means that I'll be able to attend your PASS chapter meeting that week. It's on the 9th, isn't it?

    After that, maybe we can go scare some developers just for fun, eh? 😉

    Excellent. I'll bring the swords.

    Take photos.

    What? Evidence for the trial. No way!

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  • August 6, 2009 at 1:30 pm

    #1035641

    Grant Fritchey (8/6/2009)

    GilaMonster (8/6/2009)

    Grant Fritchey (8/6/2009)

    Jeff Moden (8/6/2009)

    I've not confirmed my plane reservations but I'm 99.99% sure that I'm going to be in Lil' Rhody from 9/6 to 9/12. That means that I'll be able to attend your PASS chapter meeting that week. It's on the 9th, isn't it?

    After that, maybe we can go scare some developers just for fun, eh? 😉

    Excellent. I'll bring the swords.

    Take photos.

    What? Evidence for the trial. No way!

    None of you have ever seen my face or heard my voice... trust me... WE DON' NEED NO STINKEN' SWORDS!! 😛

    --Jeff Moden

    RBAR is pronounced "ree-bar" and is a "Modenism" for Row-By-Agonizing-Row.
    First step towards the paradigm shift of writing Set Based code:
    ________Stop thinking about what you want to do to a ROW... think, instead, of what you want to do to a COLUMN.
    "Change is inevitable... change for the better is not".
    Helpful Links:
    How to post code problems
    How to Post Performance Problems
    Create a Tally Function (fnTally)
    Intro to Tally Tables and Functions

  • August 6, 2009 at 1:36 pm

    #1035643

    Jeff Moden (8/6/2009)

    Grant Fritchey (8/6/2009)

    GilaMonster (8/6/2009)

    Grant Fritchey (8/6/2009)

    Jeff Moden (8/6/2009)

    I've not confirmed my plane reservations but I'm 99.99% sure that I'm going to be in Lil' Rhody from 9/6 to 9/12. That means that I'll be able to attend your PASS chapter meeting that week. It's on the 9th, isn't it?

    After that, maybe we can go scare some developers just for fun, eh? 😉

    Excellent. I'll bring the swords.

    Take photos.

    What? Evidence for the trial. No way!

    None of you have ever seen my face or heard my voice... trust me... WE DON' NEED NO STINKEN' SWORDS!! 😛

    I'm having visions of a face that can crack mirrors and a voice that can shatter glass. Sort of the princess in Shrek, at nighttime. (Well, she blew up a bird, not a mirror, but the image still works.)

    - Gus "GSquared", RSVP, OODA, MAP, NMVP, FAQ, SAT, SQL, DNA, RNA, UOI, IOU, AM, PM, AD, BC, BCE, USA, UN, CF, ROFL, LOL, ETC
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  • August 6, 2009 at 2:18 pm

    #1035661

    That's how I picture Jeff too, a princess in a forest.

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  • August 6, 2009 at 2:37 pm

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    jcrawf02 (8/6/2009)

    That's how I picture Jeff too, a princess in a forest.

    [hides]

    I'm just hoping to make him shoot soda out of his nose when he reads my post.... 😛

    - Gus "GSquared", RSVP, OODA, MAP, NMVP, FAQ, SAT, SQL, DNA, RNA, UOI, IOU, AM, PM, AD, BC, BCE, USA, UN, CF, ROFL, LOL, ETC
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  • August 6, 2009 at 2:41 pm

    #1035670

    jcrawf02 (8/6/2009)

    That's how I picture Jeff too, a princess in a forest.

    [hides]

    Heh... yeah... substitute toothfairy in a pink tutu. 😛

    --Jeff Moden

    RBAR is pronounced "ree-bar" and is a "Modenism" for Row-By-Agonizing-Row.
    First step towards the paradigm shift of writing Set Based code:
    ________Stop thinking about what you want to do to a ROW... think, instead, of what you want to do to a COLUMN.
    "Change is inevitable... change for the better is not".
    Helpful Links:
    How to post code problems
    How to Post Performance Problems
    Create a Tally Function (fnTally)
    Intro to Tally Tables and Functions

  • August 6, 2009 at 2:41 pm

    #1035671

    GSquared (8/6/2009)

    jcrawf02 (8/6/2009)

    That's how I picture Jeff too, a princess in a forest.

    [hides]

    I'm just hoping to make him shoot soda out of his nose when he reads my post.... 😛

    It worked... it was Vernors, too! What'a rush!

    --Jeff Moden

    RBAR is pronounced "ree-bar" and is a "Modenism" for Row-By-Agonizing-Row.
    First step towards the paradigm shift of writing Set Based code:
    ________Stop thinking about what you want to do to a ROW... think, instead, of what you want to do to a COLUMN.
    "Change is inevitable... change for the better is not".
    Helpful Links:
    How to post code problems
    How to Post Performance Problems
    Create a Tally Function (fnTally)
    Intro to Tally Tables and Functions

  • August 6, 2009 at 2:54 pm

    #1035681

    I will sneak a picture of Jeff at some point and post it up here. Don't worry, we'll track him down at some point.

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  • August 6, 2009 at 3:08 pm

    #1035691

    Steve Jones - Editor (8/6/2009)

    I will sneak a picture of Jeff at some point and post it up here. Don't worry, we'll track him down at some point.

    Heh... no fair. At least I'm using my real name. I'd love it if someone would snap a pick of Phil Factor and post it.

    --Jeff Moden

    RBAR is pronounced "ree-bar" and is a "Modenism" for Row-By-Agonizing-Row.
    First step towards the paradigm shift of writing Set Based code:
    ________Stop thinking about what you want to do to a ROW... think, instead, of what you want to do to a COLUMN.
    "Change is inevitable... change for the better is not".
    Helpful Links:
    How to post code problems
    How to Post Performance Problems
    Create a Tally Function (fnTally)
    Intro to Tally Tables and Functions

  • August 6, 2009 at 3:48 pm

    #1035708

    GilaMonster (8/6/2009)

    Jeff Moden (8/6/2009)

    I may have the wrong boy. I've posted a question to him to find out.

    I suspect you do have the wrong guy.

    karthikeyan: http://qa.sqlservercentral.com/Forums/UserInfo151404.aspx (today's poster)

    karthikeyan: http://qa.sqlservercentral.com/Forums/UserInfo449952.aspx (PhD candidate)

    Not a case-sensitive problem. Usernames are identical. How on earth that happened, I don't know...

    yeah, I think the "PhD" reported that couple of months ago :crazy:

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  • August 7, 2009 at 2:20 am

    #1035829

    GilaMonster (8/6/2009)

    Not a case-sensitive problem. Usernames are identical. How on earth that happened, I don't know...

    Not username but nickname. Nicknames can be anything including the same as someone else.

    Profile states Username but is showing nickname :crazy:

    Far away is close at hand in the images of elsewhere.
    Anon.

  • August 7, 2009 at 5:17 am

    #1035893

    Anyone seen today's article? The article's fine but some of the comments are scary....

    Example:

    A maintenance plan should be set up to truncate, shrink, and backup the transaction log -- nightly, if necessary.

    Gail Shaw
    Microsoft Certified Master: SQL Server, MVP, M.Sc (Comp Sci)
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    We stand on the bridge and no one may pass

  • August 7, 2009 at 6:44 am

    #1035943

    Ok... I need a pry bar or at least a sturdy sword to get the tennis shoe out of my mouth. It was a different guy and not the PHD. Thanks for the heads up on that. I had no idea that two people could have the identical handle on SSC. :blush:

    --Jeff Moden

    RBAR is pronounced "ree-bar" and is a "Modenism" for Row-By-Agonizing-Row.
    First step towards the paradigm shift of writing Set Based code:
    ________Stop thinking about what you want to do to a ROW... think, instead, of what you want to do to a COLUMN.
    "Change is inevitable... change for the better is not".
    Helpful Links:
    How to post code problems
    How to Post Performance Problems
    Create a Tally Function (fnTally)
    Intro to Tally Tables and Functions

  • August 7, 2009 at 8:45 am

    #1036050

    If you actually want to play chess, we should definitely take it to a different forum, or play online.

    If you don't have a place for this already, might I recommend: Chess Variants? 100s of different types of chess (My favorites: Cassia Britannia, Ultima, Storm the Ivory Castle, Kamikaze Mortal Shogi), most of which I'd never seen before and found quite enjoyable. Also: ItsYourTurn[/url] (Among others, Dark Chess - you can only see the squares on the board you can directly attack). A cleaner interface, but not as wide a variety. If you already have a spot, I'd like to hear about it if you're willing to share.

    Chad

  • August 7, 2009 at 9:07 am

    #1036064

    Chad Crawford (8/7/2009)

    If you actually want to play chess, we should definitely take it to a different forum, or play online.

    If you don't have a place for this already, might I recommend: Chess Variants? 100s of different types of chess (My favorites: Cassia Britannia, Ultima, Storm the Ivory Castle, Kamikaze Mortal Shogi), most of which I'd never seen before and found quite enjoyable. Also: ItsYourTurn[/url] (Among others, Dark Chess - you can only see the squares on the board you can directly attack). A cleaner interface, but not as wide a variety. If you already have a spot, I'd like to hear about it if you're willing to share.

    Chad

    I actually haven't played chess seriously in about 20 years. I don't like playing against computers (find it boring to not have a real opponent), and most people I know don't want to play against me. Might have something to do with the fact that I won a few tournaments when I was a teen.

    I get my chess-like enjoyment out of RTS games these days.

    So I'll have to try those out. Might have a chance next weekend. (I'm busy with volunteer stuff this weekend, so won't have time.)

    - Gus "GSquared", RSVP, OODA, MAP, NMVP, FAQ, SAT, SQL, DNA, RNA, UOI, IOU, AM, PM, AD, BC, BCE, USA, UN, CF, ROFL, LOL, ETC
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