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SQLRNNR SSC Guru Points: 281324 More actions · Answer 1

GSquared (12/29/2009)

For anyone here a month or so ago, I have good news on the employment front. Starting a new job with a much better company in mid-Jan. (About half the IT team at the current company has left or is working through a 2-week notice.) Better pay, better benefits, better company, worse commute. And they're already fully upgraded to SQL 2008, so that'll be interesting and fun.

I'm very excited!

CONGRATS :w00t::w00t::w00t:

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ChrisM@home SSC-Insane Points: 24260 More actions · Answer 2

GSquared (12/29/2009)

For anyone here a month or so ago, I have good news on the employment front. Starting a new job with a much better company in mid-Jan. (About half the IT team at the current company has left or is working through a 2-week notice.) Better pay, better benefits, better company, worse commute. And they're already fully upgraded to SQL 2008, so that'll be interesting and fun.

I'm very excited!

Great news, Gus. Well done, very well deserved.

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jcrawf02 SSC-Insane Points: 24198 More actions · Answer 3

Congratulations Gus, great news for the end of the year! 😀

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Roy Ernest SSC-Dedicated Points: 38780 More actions · Answer 4

GSquared (12/29/2009)

For anyone here a month or so ago, I have good news on the employment front. Starting a new job with a much better company in mid-Jan. (About half the IT team at the current company has left or is working through a 2-week notice.) Better pay, better benefits, better company, worse commute. And they're already fully upgraded to SQL 2008, so that'll be interesting and fun.

I'm very excited!

Good stuff Gus...:-) A good start for your new Year. I am glad things got sorted out..:-)

"May the Force be with you" 🙂

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jcrawf02 SSC-Insane Points: 24198 More actions · Answer 5

GSquared (12/29/2009)

...your computer logs you in and goes straight to a site that promises to enlarge various body parts. :w00t:

(Yes, my mind seeks out corruption and incorporates it. Kind of a reverse DBCC CheckDB command.)

Future advancements in personal humiliation, love it. It's bad enough when the Wii balance board says 'ooh!' when I step on it, like it wasn't ready for my fat @$$ yet.

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"stewsterl 80804 (10/16/2009)I guess when you stop and try to understand the solution provided you not only learn, but save yourself some headaches when you need to make any slight changes."

Gail Shaw SSC Guru Points: 1004494 More actions · Answer 6

GSquared (12/29/2009)

For anyone here a month or so ago, I have good news on the employment front. Starting a new job with a much better company in mid-Jan. (About half the IT team at the current company has left or is working through a 2-week notice.) Better pay, better benefits, better company, worse commute. And they're already fully upgraded to SQL 2008, so that'll be interesting and fun.

That's fantastic (well, except for the commute). Sounds like a good place.

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Lynn Pettis SSC Guru Points: 442447 More actions · Answer 7

Congrats Gus. How about sending some of that good luck my way. Can't seem to catch a break at all.

Kassondra was in a car accident Sunday night (car is totalled, she's fine but sore); Kirisa (my middle daughter) got a chip fracture of her first knuckle of her left ring finger playing Keeper during an indoor soccer game yesterday. What else could go wrong??

Roy Ernest SSC-Dedicated Points: 38780 More actions · Answer 8

Lynn Pettis (12/29/2009)

Congrats Gus. How about sending some of that good luck my way. Can't seem to catch a break at all.

Kassondra was in a car accident Sunday night (car is totalled, she's fine but sore); Kirisa (my middle daughter) got a chip fracture of her first knuckle of her left ring finger playing Keeper during an indoor soccer game yesterday. What else could go wrong??

Oh Crap... Sorry to hear that Lynn. Hope Kassondra and Kirisa get well soon and have a good new Year. Maybe they are leaving all their Bad luck behind in 2009 and have a great 2010..

-Roy

Grant Fritchey SSC Guru Points: 397721 More actions · Answer 9

GSquared (12/29/2009)

For anyone here a month or so ago, I have good news on the employment front. Starting a new job with a much better company in mid-Jan. (About half the IT team at the current company has left or is working through a 2-week notice.) Better pay, better benefits, better company, worse commute. And they're already fully upgraded to SQL 2008, so that'll be interesting and fun.

I'm very excited!

Good news, Gus.

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WayneS SSC Guru Points: 95405 More actions · Answer 10

GSquared (12/29/2009)

For anyone here a month or so ago, I have good news on the employment front. Starting a new job with a much better company in mid-Jan. (About half the IT team at the current company has left or is working through a 2-week notice.) Better pay, better benefits, better company, worse commute. And they're already fully upgraded to SQL 2008, so that'll be interesting and fun.

I'm very excited!

GREAT NEWS! (Looks like you are doing something to ensure a happy new year!)

Wayne
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Bru Medishetty SSC-Insane Points: 23606 More actions · Answer 11

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Lynn Pettis (12/29/2009)

What else could go wrong??

Hope nothing else goes wrong Lynn. Wishing them both a quick recovery.

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WayneS SSC Guru Points: 95405 More actions · Answer 12

Lynn Pettis (12/29/2009)

Congrats Gus. How about sending some of that good luck my way. Can't seem to catch a break at all.

Kassondra was in a car accident Sunday night (car is totalled, she's fine but sore); Kirisa (my middle daughter) got a chip fracture of her first knuckle of her left ring finger playing Keeper during an indoor soccer game yesterday. What else could go wrong??

I'm glad everyone has just minor injuries. Hope they both recover quickly!

Let me guess... since Kassondra was home on leave, she was using YOUR car?

Wayne
Microsoft Certified Master: SQL Server 2008
Author - SQL Server T-SQL Recipes

If you can't explain to another person how the code that you're copying from the internet works, then DON'T USE IT on a production system! After all, you will be the one supporting it!

Links:
For better assistance in answering your questions
Performance Problems
Common date/time routines
Understanding and Using APPLY Part 1 & Part 2

GSquared SSC Guru Points: 260824 More actions · Answer 13

Lynn Pettis (12/29/2009)

Congrats Gus. How about sending some of that good luck my way. Can't seem to catch a break at all.

Kassondra was in a car accident Sunday night (car is totalled, she's fine but sore); Kirisa (my middle daughter) got a chip fracture of her first knuckle of her left ring finger playing Keeper during an indoor soccer game yesterday. What else could go wrong??

Short answer: Plenty.

Glad to hear she's okay. Too bad about the car, but that's easy to replace compared to a person, or even a broken back or some such.

I'm not sure if FedEx does luck delivery. Maybe I can send some through the intertubes.

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GSquared SSC Guru Points: 260824 More actions · Answer 14

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GSquared (12/29/2009)

For anyone here a month or so ago, I have good news on the employment front. Starting a new job with a much better company in mid-Jan. (About half the IT team at the current company has left or is working through a 2-week notice.) Better pay, better benefits, better company, worse commute. And they're already fully upgraded to SQL 2008, so that'll be interesting and fun.

That's fantastic (well, except for the commute). Sounds like a good place.

Honestly, anything will be a worse commute than my current one. Current commute takes 3 minutes, unless there's a train blocking traffic, then it takes about 15.

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Lynn Pettis SSC Guru Points: 442447 More actions · Answer 15

WayneS (12/29/2009)

Lynn Pettis (12/29/2009)

Congrats Gus. How about sending some of that good luck my way. Can't seem to catch a break at all.

Kassondra was in a car accident Sunday night (car is totalled, she's fine but sore); Kirisa (my middle daughter) got a chip fracture of her first knuckle of her left ring finger playing Keeper during an indoor soccer game yesterday. What else could go wrong??

I'm glad everyone has just minor injuries. Hope they both recover quickly!

Let me guess... since Kassondra was home on leave, she was using YOUR car?

In a way, yes. I am on the registration and the car is (was) under my insurance, but it was her car. So my wife and I still have cars. She was planning on taking the the car back to AIT so she would have a car to get around in until May when she graduates.