A sampling of notable sayings I've heard:

"It ain't for the calf to bellow like the bull." (Barnyard-philosophy-ese for "Don't brag about something you haven't earned the bragging rights for.")

"There are...

Depends on the time frame:

1980s - Tron

Early 90s - The Net

Late 90s - The Matrix

2000 to present - I Robot (I haven't seen HHG, else I'd likely be giving that...

The editorials don't suck, no matter how far they may range from technical issues.

As others have said in this thread, just because you're in IT doesn't mean you're obligated to...

In some semblance of chronological order ... explanations where I deem necessary:

Lenin [Greater influence than Stalin, IMO ... Stalin exacerbated the threat of...

Not enough information.  What time is it when you're attempting to do the restore? 

In short, yet another badly written question ...

"There are two types of people in the world ... those that dichotomize, and those that don't."

SELECT partner

FROM world_population

WHERE gender = 'FEMALE'

AND isbreathing = 'TRUE'

AND ismarried = 'FALSE'

Thanks to Preston for asking the question and to Brian for the informative article.  Our company is in the process of upgrading our antivirus setup, and one change is that...

Probably the Access feature that's most analogous to a stored procedure is the Module object.  If I were in your shoes, I'd do some research into Access modules and see...

What about ...

1) Create the crosstab query as usual.

2) Create a Datasheet-view form which uses the crosstab query as its data source.

3) When choosing which fields from the query to...

> Everything else is the same. It also seems to be that anyone that has ever been part of the IT department doesn't experience problems, everynoe else does.

That may...

Appropos for the "Invisible IT Guy" theme, no?

Adding my voice to the bedlam ... it definitely sounds like a network issue, not a SQL issue.

One additional troubleshooting step that would confirm this for sure:  Try getting to...